Limp Constable

I don’t tweet a lot, but fuck will I talk your ear off.

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@itsWozzz Hell yeah!! We want the cup!!

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@MayorPeterBrown I’d like to know why you refuse to implement black bin system for garbage. Our street has again been forgotten on the route & we have once again woken up to garbage strewn everywhere. Crossfield has black bins. Calgary has black bins. Airdrie is in the dark ages.

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#Euphoria

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A week from now, I will be the same age as John Astin when he started playing Gomez in the original Addams Family series.

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Drink Water #Stayhydrated @LiquidDeath

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Also, I saw a TikTok of a dude complaining that “female body hair is gross.” If anything, he’d have more of a leg to stand on complaining about male body hair. #givemeabreak #leavewomenalone

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Finally waking up and deciding to choose yourself for once is a look for sure. But chicken nuggets are as well, so…

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#NewProfilePic

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@evanderkane_9 honestly, there is too much being said about you right now. Jokes, hatred, etc. I’m excited for your stint in Edmonton and to see what you’re going to do with this opportunity. Welcome to the Oilers Kaner.

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@DrinkHiC how about some for a Canadian Ghostbuster?? 💚💚💚💚💚

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@madeon Dude you’re right! Borealis is amazing btw.

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@netflix you’re not allowed to cancel Aunty Donna’s Big Ol House of Fun ever. Holy Shit.

[Limp Constable @Limpoticus]

#XSXFridgeSweeps would be so insane to to have this 😂

[XBOX @XBOX]

The one.

The only.

Xbox Series X Fridge giveaway.

Follow and retweet with #XSXFridgeSweeps for a chance to win the Xbox Series X Fridge.

Ends 11/04/20. Rules: https://t.co/4P5hCSBPcy

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2020 is season 4 of Community.

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Nabbed a photo with #PaulRudd on the #Ghostbusters set. The movie is going to kick ass!

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@CoryBrandan @justinbieber @mjkeenan 😂😂😂😂

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@CineplexMovies do you know why there’s still tickets? Because your app sucks and would not sell them to me in the first place. @atomtickets all the way.

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