Kukurbito

🎣Weird and off-putting🦎🐸

[Kukurbito @LimpSpectre]

Does this basically make me Shinji's mom?

[Kukurbito @LimpSpectre]

Yeah that's about right...

[Rika Uindou @uindourika]

I'll take it

[Kukurbito @LimpSpectre]

Am I gonna be known as the guy that got bullied by a short girl now...

[Kukurbito @LimpSpectre]

I made a girl really angry by not wanting to swap classes with her in uni. For a whole semester whenever she'd see me she'd intentionally bump into me, stomp on my feet, she'd even yank my headphones out... She was also tiny which made it even more annoying

[Kukurbito @LimpSpectre]

@ember_ethereal It wasn't very cute, she had an actual issue and lost a bunch of friends over her being actually crazy... At least she ended up apologizing like a year later

[Kukurbito @LimpSpectre]

I made a girl really angry by not wanting to swap classes with her in uni. For a whole semester whenever she'd see me she'd intentionally bump into me, stomp on my feet, she'd even yank my headphones out... She was also tiny which made it even more annoying

[Kukurbito @LimpSpectre]

@FabulousRalphy @Haiiiiisnt Free meal? That's so kind

[Kukurbito @LimpSpectre]

Where did you all come from?

[ぴよ@カエルと暮らす @PIYO_KAERU]

なぜ叩いたのかわからないカエルずっと面白い

[その @5252af5252]

出てきた

[Kukurbito @LimpSpectre]

Hop off my goat

[Kukurbito @LimpSpectre]

I got this fuckin facts and logic dork. Also got Hishi Akebono and Opera O... for the third time...

[Kukurbito @LimpSpectre]

The weirdest posts will start getting likes from random accounts... how do they even find me... is the algorithm blessing me?

[Kukurbito @LimpSpectre]

Gigachad?

[Kukurbito @LimpSpectre]

@meltingaway365 50/50 iz mog iskustva. U nekim slučajevima je frend insane...

[Kukurbito @LimpSpectre]

@meltingaway365 Više neki bpd tip sranja + frendova cura

[ミス゛ @fagrp12]

ビッカメしゃーたん

[Cal @SinclairMonaco]

How it feels telling people that I browsed 4chan in high school but turned out woke

[Kukurbito @LimpSpectre]

There's a pervy ant colony near me because every damn year they find their way into the bathroom. They really want to watch me shower it seems...

[Kukurbito @LimpSpectre]

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