Lina dwyer

pls assume everything i say is satire. i think im the funniest person alive

[Lina dwyer @Linadwyer2]

@virgosFreckles this is harassment

[Lina dwyer @Linadwyer2]

@virgosFreckles no u fuckin freak who even are u

[Lina dwyer @Linadwyer2]

i used to make fun of peacock. i apologize to the streaming service

[Lina dwyer @Linadwyer2]

dan scott seriously needs to fuck off. shutttt upppp BITCH

[Lina dwyer @Linadwyer2]

aint no way im reviving snapchat for a MAN

[Lina dwyer @Linadwyer2]

it’s always the uggos that have the unearned confidence to approach hot women

[Lina dwyer @Linadwyer2]

someone take me to the rapunzel lantern festival ride and kiss me under the floating lights right now

[Lina dwyer @Linadwyer2]

its the way ive broke down and cried exactly like he did over a MAN. BOOOOOO. LAMEEEEEEE

[Lina dwyer @Linadwyer2]

i just realized that the only time anthony breaks down in bridgerton is when he finds out kate is ok. u can FEEL his relief and agony. when is it my turn :/

[Lina dwyer @Linadwyer2]

technology makes me so irrationally angry. who am i? my mom??

[Lina dwyer @Linadwyer2]

the curse of being a lover girl but also incessantly having the need to be mysterious. i am in pain

[Lina dwyer @Linadwyer2]

i am now re-realizing i would hate corporate america. responding to emails?? business management??? go kill urself

[Lina dwyer @Linadwyer2]

my question is to the people ive matched with on hinge previously. why are you liking me again when i literally do not like you. move on

[Lina dwyer @Linadwyer2]

the one fucking day i wear shorts. i get fucking obliterated by mosquitoes.

[Lina dwyer @Linadwyer2]

now i see why the original creators left

[Lina dwyer @Linadwyer2]

is the new live action avatar questionable? yes.

is jet HOT? absolutely.

[Lina dwyer @Linadwyer2]

the way hiram lodge tries to humanize his desire for power and legacy and get sympathy for that--no ur literally just a dick

[Lina dwyer @Linadwyer2]

also ALL of the parents of riverdales capability to GASLIGHT holy SHIT they are COMMITTED

[Lina dwyer @Linadwyer2]

holy shit never have i ever seen a character make bad decision after bad decision CONSISTENTLY until archie andrews -- BABE JUST STOP YOU ARE CLEARLY NOT THE BRAINS HERE

[Lina dwyer @Linadwyer2]

lets get back to my roots. lets get cynical