Lindsay Keaney

Story of my life

[Lindsay Keaney @LinAllison]

When i was trying to describe someone to someone and said “idk shes like a mom age” and then realized i am a mom age and going to be a mom......

[Lindsay Keaney @LinAllison]

I literally cry watching @Simone_Biles during any routine #GOAT

[USA Gymnastics @USAGym]

Congrats, Champ! 🐐

In her first competition back, @Simone_Biles takes the All-Around, Balance Beam and Floor Exercise titles at #CoreClassic!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

All Rihanna does is put out bangers. The best

[Lindsay Keaney @LinAllison]

@McLloydGeezy #snakefactsmerch

[Lindsay Keaney @LinAllison]

My daughter is not even 2 years old and started using “oh shit” in the right context🙃

[Lindsay Keaney @LinAllison]

@sabrinabrier OMG

[Lindsay Keaney @LinAllison]

@JamiHorton_ And you have red hair so extra points

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Watching this #HalfTimeShow is literally the most fun I’ve had in 2.5 years

[Lindsay Keaney @LinAllison]

90s kids standddd up #HalfTimeShow

[Lindsay Keaney @LinAllison]

@kEaNEy81 you’re in trouble 🛍

[Lindsay Keaney @LinAllison]

There are two types of people in a relationship: The one who falls asleep during the movie and the one who doesn’t.

[Lindsay Keaney @LinAllison]

@Zach_Cohen Better start

[Reese Witherspoon @ReeseW]

All other social platforms today: Kaput.
Twitter:

[Lindsay Keaney @LinAllison]

@McLloydGeezy Jw if newly finished floors disrupts wild life that may be in or around your house? #snakefacts

[Lindsay Keaney @LinAllison]

Im obsessed with my kid #LGK

[Hoda Kotb @hodakotb]

Someone said it best. @Simone_Biles already won. She is a class act. Withdrew from team competion after vault... stayed and cheered on her teammates... got them chalk for their hands.. encouraged.. hugged them. She already won. Congrats on the silver medal! @TeamUSA @USAGym

[Brandon Marino @TheBatMarino]

From a gymnast friend regarding Simone Biles 🐐❤️

[Lindsay Keaney @LinAllison]

Couldn’t be more nervous watching the team finals. Feel like i know these girls! LETS GO BABY!!!! #gymnastics #TeamUSA

[Lindsay Keaney @LinAllison]

@Missy_Cohen Ugh I knew it

[Lindsay Keaney @LinAllison]

Questioning everything while texting my Gen Z cousins and making sure i don’t sound cheugy. Also, I just used this emoji 🤣 and I know they are now judging me.