Lindsey Rizzuto

Soak it all in, its a game you can't win; єиʝσу тнє яι∂є

[Lindsey Rizzuto @LinBagASkittles]

I don't want to be rich, I just want to be debt free. Is that too much to ask????

[Lindsey Rizzuto @LinBagASkittles]

My mom Facebook group said their 6-8month old babies drink no more than 4oz per bottle feed…… my son is one month and eats atleast 6oz per feed 🐄

[Lindsey Rizzuto @LinBagASkittles]

@Sarahhhh_Roseee Like a little Caesar’s pizza: hot n ready 🥵😩

[Lindsey Rizzuto @LinBagASkittles]

If you went into labor before your due date with your first baby, you’re a brat

[Lindsey Rizzuto @LinBagASkittles]

It’s literally July 7 and raining…. Wyd setting off fireworks rn….

[Lindsey Rizzuto @LinBagASkittles]

How to people cook in this heat? 🥵

[Lindsey Rizzuto @LinBagASkittles]

True Life: I have no idea how to organize a baby’s clothes

[Lindsey Rizzuto @LinBagASkittles]

Tortellini is the best pasta there is don’t @ me.

[Lindsey Rizzuto @LinBagASkittles]

If you don’t burn your fingers getting your @ElliosPizza off the oven rack are you even a millennial? 🍕

[Lindsey Rizzuto @LinBagASkittles]

Things that have me in a chokehold at 28w5d pregnant:
1. My chiropractor
2. Breakfast sandwiches, any time of day.
3. Baths

[Lindsey Rizzuto @LinBagASkittles]

Your yearly reminder that car mechanics treat women differently. Don’t @ me. I just had to pay $70 for WIPERS to pass inspection like bye.

[Lindsey Rizzuto @LinBagASkittles]

Im sitting in a bubble bath, eating my favorite ice cream sundae, watching vanderpump rules. Life is good

[Lindsey Rizzuto @LinBagASkittles]

take👏🏻me👏🏻back

[Norwegian Cruise Line @CruiseNorwegian]

Haters will say it’s photoshopped. Clearly, they haven’t cruised with us 🧐 #CruiseNorwegian

📍: Greece
🚢: #NorwegianEscape

[Lindsey Rizzuto @LinBagASkittles]

Baby kicks are so cool 🥰

[Lindsey Rizzuto @LinBagASkittles]

My kid is doing flips in my belly after having spicy mayo tonight so yeah it’s definitely my kid

[Lindsey Rizzuto @LinBagASkittles]

Wearing jeans during pregnancy should be illegal.

[Lindsey Rizzuto @LinBagASkittles]

@CrumblCookies > @insomniacookies

[Lindsey Rizzuto @LinBagASkittles]

@LaurenColemann @heyyjudeeee Hahahah

[Jon Machota @jonmachota]

Micah Parsons doing Micah Parsons things

[Lindsey Rizzuto @LinBagASkittles]

I had a dream last night that the wet bandits were trying to break in. Need to cut back on @FreeformTV 25 Days of Christmas

[Lindsey Rizzuto @LinBagASkittles]

I wouldn't use @Expedia for hotel bookings any time soon. There is some error with how they pay the hotel and we didn't have a room when we went to check-in.