The Lincoln Puppet

Husband. Father. Politician. Lawyer. President. Puppet.

[The Trump Puppet @TheTrumpPuppet]

Leaked Orlando Park Animatronic @TheTrumpPuppet Test Video! #Trump @realDonaldTrump #WaitForIt #EPICFAIL #FAIL #WDW  #HallOfPresidents https://t.co/3wPwvAyTJX

[Pres. Trump Puppet @ThePOTUSPuppet]

Dearest Ivanka,

I spent the whole night knowing the Fake News was pouring over my tweet storm with there red pens. Tell Melanie I’ll whether the stormy times. I’m sending Jared to the front.

Love,

Dad

#secondcivilwar

[The VP Puppet @TheVPPuppet]

Mother, Mother,

It is often I think of you as I am away, surrounded only by the strapping youth in red hats. We take our stand at the beach party tomorrow as just men (no womenfolk). We will bring home the trophy and some T-shirts for you to dry.

Love,

Father

#secondcivilwar

[The Press Sec Puppet @PressSecPuppet]

It has been one full year since @realDonaldTrump blocked @TheTrumpPuppet on Twitter. #TrumpBlocked #Anniversary #BlockedByTrump #OneYear #TrumpBlocks #Twitterversary #HappyIndependenceDay #July1 #FirstAmendment https://t.co/5AGbTdAiBq

[The Press Sec Puppet @PressSecPuppet]

Impeach @TheTrumpPuppet? @realDonaldTrump #Impeach45 #ImpeachTheTrumpPuppet

[The Trump Puppet @TheTrumpPuppet]

“His hug at a Tampa rally was even re-enacted... by @TheTrumpPuppet.” - Jeanne Moos @CNN @CNNPolitics @ErinBurnett @OutFrontCNN
@JRMoskowitz
https://t.co/hfOLwDsl7v

[The Trump Puppet @TheTrumpPuppet]

@marcorubio https://t.co/ap69QhyJWE

[The Trump Puppet @TheTrumpPuppet]

“Sadly, I was forced to cancel the Summit Meeting in Singapore with Kim Jung Un.” @TheTrumpPuppet @realDonaldTrump #NorthKoreaSummit #TinyViolin

[The Trump Puppet @TheTrumpPuppet]

“MERRY CHRISTMAS!!” @TheTrumpPuppet #Trump @realDonaldTrump #MerryChristmas #ChristmasEve #MerryXmas #TheTrumpPuppet

[The Trump Puppet @TheTrumpPuppet]

“...Clinton Puppets...” @TheTrumpPuppet #Trump @realDonaldTrump #McCabe #Comey #Clinton #Puppets

[The Lincoln Puppet @LincolnPuppet]

"...I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretence of loving liberty - to Russia, for instance..." @LincolnPuppet

[The Lincoln Puppet @LincolnPuppet]

"...sorrow comes to all; and,
to the young, it comes with
bitterest agony, because
it takes them unawares." @LincolnPuppet

[The Lincoln Puppet @LincolnPuppet]

@realDonaldTrump "I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives..." @LincolnPuppet #Lincoln #Quote https://t.co/gJ6AuHWKkN

[The Lincoln Puppet @LincolnPuppet]

"I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives. I like to see a man live so that his place will be proud of him." @LincolnPuppet

[The Lincoln Puppet @LincolnPuppet]

@TheTrumpPuppet @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/gJ6AuHWKkN

[The Lincoln Puppet @LincolnPuppet]

"I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives. I like to see a man live so that his place will be proud of him." @LincolnPuppet

[The Lincoln Puppet @LincolnPuppet]

"I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives. I like to see a man live so that his place will be proud of him." @LincolnPuppet

[The Lincoln Puppet @LincolnPuppet]

"Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves." @LincolnPuppet #LincolnPuppet #AbrahamLincoln #Quote

[The Lincoln Puppet @LincolnPuppet]

"A house divided against itself cannot stand." #AbrahamLincoln @LincolnPuppet #LincolnPuppet

[The Lincoln Puppet @LincolnPuppet]

"Whatever you are, be a good one." #MyFirstTweet #Puppet @LincolnPuppet #LincolnPuppet

[The Trump Puppet @TheTrumpPuppet]

Leaked Orlando Animatronic @TheTrumpPuppet Test Video Found! #Trump @realDonaldTrump #Lincoln #Malfunction #FAIL https://t.co/9qGhhWL1Yw