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Alumna Texas A&M (BA History). Mom, bi, kinda nerdy. Did you not catch my sarcasm?

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

deeply saddened by the passing of my colleague, Literal Hitler. while we disagreed on many things, he always knew how to make us laugh.

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@girldrawsghosts We were deprived!!

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@redketchup69 @lyndonbajohnson I'm all for staying safe and vigilant, but you're not getting in the car with him. If he seems sketch upon stopping, leave, otherwise why not stay and help? It's the right thing to do.

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@girldrawsghosts Fuckin hell, nooooo

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@Parkerlawyer To be fair, she did end up curling it really well. I can't find the school pic, but I did find one from later that day when we were outside for a school event.

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@Parkerlawyer Mine was 1991, when my mom RAN into the school with a curler and brush like 'Let Me Do Her Haiiirrrrr!!" because she knew I'd mess it up at recess and that was her solution. They let her plug in the curling iron I'm guessing out of shock at this under 5' ball of crazy yelling. 😭

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I've had a few instances of the movie theater being louder than is comfortable this past year, but I took my oldest to see Backrooms today & had to basically plug my ears half the movie. The bonus footage was almost nausea inducingly loud. Wtaf happens for it to get to that point

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@DeAngelisCorey Good for him. I've seen homeschooling that worked out well and homeschooling that abysmal would be too nice of a word to describe it.

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@SitmanWam7718 @TheWazISU @JohnSha71679419 @Econ_Marshall HEB is named after Howard E. Butts and every few years this is brought up again and plenty of people think it's fake until they Google it. Back in the mid-2000s when I worked there I once had to show a paystub for my mom to believe me.

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@notcapnamerica Damn I must've imagined this experience from then, especially the part of my stepmom just waiting in the hallway instead of coming in to bust me so when I left the room I'd almost scream in surprise at 2am.

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Kept seeing random posts about Binface without any context and figured it was some joke I wasn't in on until I saw this. Imagine explaining this to someone just 10 or 15yrs ago.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Parliament has confirmed Count Binface will not be allowed to sit in the Commons wearing his space costume and bin head

He remains the only main challenger to Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election

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@girldrawsghosts Having to maintain our nice printer for the cabling & security system blueprints was way easier than the large Canons at the school. Our install techs rarely broke it but the teachers would let the waste toner overflow to where it'd explode trying to replace the container. 🫠

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@ColeBLuvsic @ayeejuju I worked with a guy who had these tattoos on the back of his hands and when I asked about this he said he'd confuse and flip them anyways. Not to defend that tattoo, but I guess it isn't foolproof as you can always find a bigger fool.

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@Longswordwife Yep it's that time of year for us, the most miserable months 🫠

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Kids wanted to go to the fireworks show tonight so we spent several hours chasing our 8yr old around bc he watches & waits for an opening to take off. If only he'd watch his environment that closely 🫠 but worth it for all the cousins to play & watch.

[Somi❤️ @SomiEkhasomhi]

This is elopement syndrome. Look how as soon as she sees an opportunity, she runs straight into the road with no sense of danger? Almost getting herself and her mother killed? That’s what elopement syndrome means in terms of autism. Not whatever personality quirk you’re describing.

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@CuriosityonX An all time favorite

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This is exactly why this frame is my banner. Jupiter is trying, but Jupiter is tired.

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

Jupiter, high on caffeine, sleep deprived, and doing its best to take care of 115 moons.

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@anactualwalnut Ours has continued to climb since the companies are raising the rates often, but we also have vaulted ceilings and not the best windows which the owners won't fix. That drives it up a lot despite us keeping it between 72-75. 🫠

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@noturtlesoup17 That's celebratory foam. They're gonna spray paint it gold and call it an upgrade