lindsay

my emotions have three outlets: haughty silence, tears and rage

[lindsay @LindsayMcCaskey]

Timehop been hittin real hard lately

[lindsay @LindsayMcCaskey]

Publix better be prepared to keep me for the rest of my life because there's no way I'm ever getting into college

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

how life feels listening to new taylor when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you it’s bad

[jen!! 🐞 @newyorknoshoes]

how it feels to be a swiftie that enjoys taylor’s music

[Dr. Joe King @cyn0phobia]

Already qrted twice but I need everyone to see this one

[lindsay @LindsayMcCaskey]

@klbitchy The pros of having a bad bitch for a mother

[lindsay @LindsayMcCaskey]

follow my bluesky to see the beautiful burger 🤭🤭

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

me filling out a captcha: well, there is a sliver of bicycle wheel in that square. and yet, the general notion of the bicycle is complete without the contents of that square, which is mostly pavement. is it dishonest to not click the square? or too obsessive to include it?

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

one of the worst consequences of American overconsumption of soda and huge soda portions is that it diminishes the body’s response to soda’s medicinal quantities. if you’re constantly blasting yourself with 40-50 oz of soda daily, it’s not going to work when you need it

[lindsay @LindsayMcCaskey]

@hneriergrd1 Not you mid download 😭😭

[lindsay @LindsayMcCaskey]

Me

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Oh no, I’m starting to think that maybe this is my circus and those are my monkeys

[lindsay @LindsayMcCaskey]

just had to admit i was wrong to a customer……….this is rock bottom.

[lindsay @LindsayMcCaskey]

@emilye4816 I’m side eyeing for this

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i can’t come today i have to watch six straight hours of law and order SVU

[lindsay @LindsayMcCaskey]

@emilye4816 But she dropped an F bomb in front of his mother……………..,,…

[Romeo Dicaprio @cboyardee1]

i really need to lose weight so i’m bringing out the big guns