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Real down to Mars girl

[Quinn XCII @QuinnXCII]

I make music for people that move to Chicago right after college

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Justice for Paul revere

[jakey worldwide 🗺️ @lilhushpuppee]

can’t wait for it to end up in scottsboro

[kelsey @kauffdropp]

reading through all my bookmarks as a last farewell

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

Adam Levine said SHE will be loved. Didn’t specify WHO. Pay attention people!

[DJ Rodeo Starr @dwightjokeam]

I GOT RICE COOKIN IN THE MICROWAVE

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

The dude who cried about beer on TV has made a BIG decision about your life, ladies!

[kelsey @kauffdropp]

modern romance is getting mad if the other person watches shrek without you

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

my husband was trying to talk about Shrek but he couldn’t remember Shrek’s name (Shrek) so he called him “summertime grinch”

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

How long was 50 Cent hanging like that just waiting

[Marq Burnett @Marq_Burnett]

Nick Saban said it’s still his sport until further notice

[James.xlsm @JamesT425]

One thing about me is Imma get a sinus infection

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

About to have a crazy night

[Caleb Meatball @Caleb_meatball]

Waat r theesê ??

[Andrew @aterry65]

“Looks like a garbage truck worker’s convention”

He wasn’t wrong

[Alabama Outsider @AlabamaOutsider]

RT if you’re not ok right now

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I tweet for the short girls who reached their full height of 5“2 at age 11 and then just kinda watched everyone else keep growing

[Panko A. Cat’s Mom @fatfatpankocat]

Just say you’re jealous and move on @jtrain56

[SKY @FelstoneSky]

Can anyone good with plants tell me what sort of flower this is

[Arielle Nissenblatt (sounds like 'this & that') @arithisandthat]

A podcast where parents try to explain what their adult children do for a living