Lindsey Broad

Muddah Faddah kindly disregard this letter.

[Lindsey Broad @LindseyBroad]

Please stop giving me target ads for bouquets of flowers that look exactly like Covid-19.

[Lindsey Broad @LindseyBroad]

@Ozi_El_ @AlaskaAir Weird that you’re commenting on an over-five-year old post, but nope, I wanted the seats I paid for on a flight that was overbooked and that I was kicked off of, despite traveling with two babies.

[Lindsey Broad @LindseyBroad]

@AlaskaAir Not nice to bump us from a 7:30 am flight. Maybe make note of reservations traveling with not one but two babies and make sure they have seats? Also, the guy managing the door of the JFK lounge is a real jackass!

[Lindsey Broad @LindseyBroad]

I can’t explain how but these cabinet appointments are very much like the casting of a high school musical.

[Lindsey Broad @LindseyBroad]

Remembered this tweet I wrote 8 years ago but now I’m just like “well, forget AI regulations”

[Lindsey Broad @LindseyBroad]

You know what will be good in the next four years? Art.

[Lindsey Broad @LindseyBroad]

I wonder what JD Vance’s dreams are about

[Lindsey Broad @LindseyBroad]

When I saw this tiny thumbnail on my Instagram explore page, I thought it was a quote from the Ballerina Farm follow-up article, if you want to know where we are in the discourse.

[Lindsey Broad @LindseyBroad]

Was Blippi a UCB guy? I don’t have the fortitude to google this

[Lindsey Broad @LindseyBroad]

I declare 2023 the year sherbert makes its comeback.

[Lindsey Broad @LindseyBroad]

@AkilahObviously Streamers barely pay residuals. It’s a different deal. Signed, someone on an HBOmax show who has yet to see a residual check

[Levi Teldon @AlamoRabbi]

if jews control hollywood, explain why opening credits never list the producer’s mother? you can’t

[Lindsey Broad @LindseyBroad]

Ok, I feel like it should be illegal to do whatever @Madewell does to their mirrors. The number of times I have worn something out of the store and then been horrified to catch my image in the first non-Madewell reflection is embarrassing for both of us.

[Lindsey Broad @LindseyBroad]

Just woke up and was making my coffee and loading my morning podcasts and genuinely had the thought, “I wonder if The Daily is gonna cover the Don’t Worry Darling premiere today?”

[Lindsey Broad @LindseyBroad]

Did all these people go to Italy every summer before Instagram or is it like Easter where people only started celebrating Easter after Instagram made it a thing?

[Lindsey Broad @LindseyBroad]

@youaregoodpod @LouisatheLast Well this is cute! Hi!

[Lindsey Broad @LindseyBroad]

@RotheryRegan @youaregoodpod Also saw this in the theater 😬

[Lindsey Broad @LindseyBroad]

It speaks to my extreme nerves while appearing on one of my favorite podcasts that I didn’t mention ONCE that I TOO WAS BORN JAUNDICED! Thank god I made it out of the incubator for this therapy session with the lovely @alexsteed and my favorite American mind, @Remember_Sarah.

[You Are Good @youaregoodpod]

NEW EPISODE! We finally swallowed that chicken bone! Join us and special guest @LindseyBroad as we go on a hunt for for Thomas J's glasses and talk about My Girl along the way. https://t.co/uHoD5jgL94

[Lindsey Broad @LindseyBroad]

Nothing is creepier than people talking about The Unborn.

[Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT]

Pence, in whose administration the scotus balance shifted to the right, is among first to comment on Dobbs

[Lindsey Broad @LindseyBroad]

@DanielGoldfarb3 @hbomax 🍴 🍴

[Lindsey Broad @LindseyBroad]

Remembering my 20s when I didn’t have kids or a mortgage so I would just get super fixated on one subpar aspect of my physical appearance for days at a time. Wild!

[sara petersen @slouisepetersen]

Narrowly escaped writing about ballerinafarm's gym habits this week, and today's newsletter is a convo with @LindseyBroad about momfluencer fandom and appreciating the momfluencer performance!

https://t.co/ro84s88Bya

[Lindsey Broad @LindseyBroad]

@Remember_Sarah What about the one about Hitler’s mom begging God for him to live even though he was but a tiny runt?