Lindsey Rowson

Small town girl at heart. Wife, momma, and general adult impersonator. Paralegal omw to lawyer-hood. Love the PNW. Go Hawks, M's and Cougs!

[KIRO 7 @KIRO7Seattle]

A violent string of attacks surrounding public transit has left one person dead and sent two others to the hospital. https://t.co/aCtgSIqHq3

[Lindsey Rowson @LindseyRowson]

@Bryan64712114 @JRODshow44 @plbse Woo!

[Lindsey Rowson @LindseyRowson]

@holocaustgamer Jesus H. Christ, get the fuck out of here with this bullshit!

[Lindsey Rowson @LindseyRowson]

@CIydeDrexIer What the fuck is wrong with you? Absolute turd of a human.

[Lindsey Rowson @LindseyRowson]

@komonews Florida Man strikes again!

[Lindsey Rowson @LindseyRowson]

@GovInslee No one is more convincing than you, sir. It’s only a suggestion until it isn’t. People are not listening - not sure how much more evidence you need. This is fatally reactive; nothing proactive about it. We’re losing lives. Pull the trigger.

[Lindsey Rowson @LindseyRowson]

@Parkerlawyer Liked :)

[Lindsey Rowson @LindseyRowson]

👀😍👏

[TPS @TotalProSports]

No. 50 gets my vote for Sportsman of the Year.

[Lindsey Rowson @LindseyRowson]

@RexChapman Woooooww

[Lindsey Rowson @LindseyRowson]

@Bryan64712114 😂😂😂

[Brooke Fox @Brookefox]

Looking for a “Snip” present for the hubby. It’s like a push present but to celebrate a vasectomy instead. Taking suggestions. So far I’ve got a golden pair of scissors or a bucket of balls at the driving range.

[Lindsey Rowson @LindseyRowson]

@BearRowson 😂

[Brooke Fox @Brookefox]

Looking for a “Snip” present for the hubby. It’s like a push present but to celebrate a vasectomy instead. Taking suggestions. So far I’ve got a golden pair of scissors or a bucket of balls at the driving range.

[Lindsey Rowson @LindseyRowson]

So much Nope today. 😓😴🤧 #yesofcourseihaveanothercold #yesofcourseillbethere #stillgottadothedamnthing #momminworkinschoolin #notsleepin #snottin

[Lindsey Rowson @LindseyRowson]

😂

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Oh man, once Trump gets his wall he better hope no one shows Mexico this old video we found.

[Lindsey Rowson @LindseyRowson]

Hits me in the feeeels. #needmorenetflixinmylife https://t.co/4TVDfrWjY7

[Lindsey Rowson @LindseyRowson]

#shocker #notsurprised

[Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin]

Liar. Remember when I participated in the challenge with Joan and I would only donate the money DIRECTLY to God’s Love We Deliver and your production tried to get me to give it to your foundation? How could you try to do that to Joan?

[Lindsey Rowson @LindseyRowson]

@GHardstark @KarenKilgariff listening to the live Vancouver show. Georgia, we are the same!!! Husband took this photo and sent it to all family and close friends with “unibomber” caption. Even sporting my SSDGM swag! 😂😂 #mfm #unibomber #uglysleeper #ssdgm

[Lindsey Rowson @LindseyRowson]

@LambertChrisW Whoa heyyy

[Lindsey Rowson @LindseyRowson]

Oh hey! Twitter is still a thing!

[MyQuestionableLife @2questionable]

Me, to my daughter: You can like anything you want. Ignore gender stereotypes.

Also me, to my daughter: You have to love Target. Those are the rules.

[Reese Witherspoon @ReeseW]

I will now officially divide time like this : Everything that happened before @Oprah speech : Everything that will happen after.