Grinch: I would like to buy a dog
Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?
Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla
Pet store employee: That is fine.
Grinch: A green gorilla
Employee: Doesn’t matter
@voxphantasma There is a road by my apartment that’s called Blue Hole rd, so I unfortunately think of sweet blue hole all the time. It’s in Caldwell’s hometown (Nashville) so it might be THE sweet blue hole
After waiting for an officer for 3 hours to do a report for my hit and run, they told me to come down to a specific precinct the next day. Went down and NO ONE IS HERE! Had to call the non emergency line to have them send an officer TO THE POLICE STATION
I don’t know if it’s the catholic guilt talking but it’s crazy I got into a hit and run accident the day after my first kiss. Like that abstinence pledge covered EVERYTHING
@charlililart Anyone who had the money to afford that much money on a mini, spent it all on the acoc minis and don’t have enough saved for everything else 🥲
I accidentally told a bunch of drunk girls in Nashville that rep tv was announced, I miss read my friends texts! Because I was also drunk. It’s a whole new album!!!
Please. I just found a card in my bag from my friend from my birthday Saturday and I texted my friend and was like thanks if I would have seen this Sat I would have cried more. And she was like you did see it Saturday and you did cry 🙃🙃 Free wine at art walk is dangerous