Lindy Mae

[lia @tallsnail]

please listen to me, new parents. every toddler/kid sock you own should be _exactly_ the same. if they come in a multipack with different colors, do not add to cart. put them back.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[Lindy Mae @LindyMaeV]

I done thought that Percy accidentally killed Lake the way she was freaking out about her secret in Every Year After

[flor 𓆩♡𓆪 @cosasdech1cass]

lo más loco de ser adulto es que podés pasar por la noche más traumática de tu vida y aun así tener que ir a trabajar al día siguiente.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

when someone gets a viral video on tiktok so they just keep doing whatever it is/chasing that high? very much reminds of me when spongebob kept pulling his ass out after he got attention for ripping his pants.

[Lindy Mae @LindyMaeV]

@DoorDash @DoorDash_Help What’s the discount code?

[Lindy Mae @LindyMaeV]

Hey @DoorDash_Help @doordash what’s the discount code for being down??

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Let your children see you have fun. Sprinkle it in whenever you can; Sing while you're stuck in traffic, dance when you're cleaning the kitchen and laugh at your own mistakes. Fun doesn't have to be reserved for weekends & vacation. Show your children how to enjoy life even in the mundane routines; they'll watch, learn and do the same.

[eliz @eliza___v]

christmas in old disney

[s44nti @s44nti]

quiero pagar la terapia, el gym, ropa nueva, dermatólogo, dentista, carrito de shein, pero solo tengo 100 pesos

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Architecture was better when the cocaine was clean and people prioritized spaces where they could stay up and talk all night

[• @yducknow]

“you look sad today”
bro I’m sad everyday I just didn’t have the energy to hide it today

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

A toddler leaning all their body weight onto one tiny elbow in your chest is easily one of the top 3 worst pains known to mankind.

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

“finally a day off”

me on the day off:

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I'm on diet but someone offers me a snack

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[mor 🍒 @fucksjenn]

cuando la gente piensa que los estoy ignorando, pero la vida me tiene así

[the mackdalorian @sithstrings]

help this is so funny😭

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said