i yearn for a girlfriend who makes me my morning coffee and laces it with a ridiculous amount of THC without telling me, so i sit down to get some work done, and two hours later i very faintly realize i'm eating my lunch from a dog bowl while my owner praises me and jerks me off
getting roofied at a party by my girlfriend, and having her coo in my ear about how it's all gonna be okay while I pee myself from how scared I get >////<
Installing a toggleable shunt in your puppy girls brain so you can lobotimize and delobotimize her on command! One press of a button and every single thought in her cute lil head turns into fuzzy static~ Press it when she's sucking you off and she might just forget she needs air~
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Fractionation where it gets more degrading as it goes on. Going from a simple up and down to a more mocking tone. Calling them up up up more like how you'd get a dog's attention. You're finally up? Are you sure?
You don't look that way to me.