Papa Lines

Takes me a while to get going in the mornings, like a fifties Buick. Nothing original in here. Re-tweets are errors. Sometimes afflicted with irreverent humour.

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Umm, every retweet on my account is a mistake. Made by me scrolling down and swiping the retweet button with my thumb. No many people have this skill.

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@RepJackKimble @ScottJenningsKY Well, I believe it's "money for muffins, but the chips are free".

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@WalesOnCraic Well, I believe this photograph was taken from a Canberra Bomber, with a 717.5 aperture lens.

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@Beefeater_Fella Well, so a bull banjo is a thing?

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@Xolani859243340 Well, Verwoerd (born in my hometown of Pretoria) was simply citing Biblical authority, where Noah's Curse on Ham that defines hewers of wood specially refers to Dutch settlers as God's chosen civilisers of South Africa.
Also, fuck that old NGK shit.

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@Xolani859243340 Well, I think "brandishing the bible" could accurately be added after "genocidal savages", although it is a generalization.

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@BraddrofliT Well, I shall brook no gainsayers! It is widely known that King James wrote the Bible in English! It is less known that when he retired from being King, he became a Saint, the patron saint of the Goole and District Catholic River Wideners Club.

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@7Veritas4 Well, in my uninformed opinion, this is a correlory of the God's Chosen People Complex. Those who are not Chosen may be smited unto the last man, woman and child. Of course, I may be wrong and often am.

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@MerriamWebster Well, just use a serial comma. Those Limey Oxford types won't notice.

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@Colonel_Myway Well, I for one look forward to the good work you'll be doing in retirement.

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@3YearLetterman @PeteHegseth @kegsforsale @Franklin_Graham @candacecbure @F1abraham @_Anesthesiology @littlecaesars @bennyjohnson @Grindr @Whitesnake Well, I'm pretty sure King James was promoted to an English Saint after he retired from being King. I saw it in a movie or something ....

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@3YearLetterman Well, that is a beautiful photograph!
It really rocks, quite well!

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@3YearLetterman @BarackObama @NASAArtemis Well, in my book, this makes the Planet Moon an American property! And, I believe they grew potatoes up there!
I saw that in a movie with Ben Affleck as the cosmonaut ....

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@5goalthriller Well, I hear they use Chrysler engines as big as a whale ....

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@more_gas @Mylovanov Ita vero!

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@meiselasb Well, I know little of US law. But, Roman Law had a maxim of four words that destroys the DOJ's argument - ubi ius ibi remedium. Where there's a law, there's a remedy, which is enforceable.

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@vurnt22 Can I sneak in here and give a shout-out for Mr David Hood as belonging on a "greatest" list.

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@vurnt22 I would give a shout out for Mr Verdine White. Do you remember? ....

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@MichaelRosenYes Well, it's obvious ... the alphabet is in Times New Roman (preferably 12 pt). Don't get more English than the Times!

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@JohnCleese Well, technically, it is pro-Roman-colonial .... Seriously now, it was with this sketch that I realised the Troupe had move on from the beauty of pure absurd humour, and held up a mirror to real-life troubles. And wonderfully hitting it as well.

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@pietviljoen Well, I'm in a pickle. I look whiter than Elon Musk at the beach, but my maternal haplogroup starts with "Wilhelmina, vry bastert Hottentotin". Is that an option on the form?