Ling Wen Zhen Jun 灵文真君 // Incorrect Lingwen Quotes

Incorrect Lingwen but when is Lingwen ever incorrect 🤔 Heaven's #1 Overworked Official
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(married @wudu_shi)

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[Xian Le Trio]

Mu Qing: Urrghh a cockroach!

Feng Xin: Well, take off your shoe and kill it!

Xie Lian: [takes off his shoe and steps on the cockroach]

Mu Qing: NO!!

Feng Xin: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN—

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@wudu_shi Oh yes, who could forget that phase of collecting exotic animals... perhaps I should not gift these to them, in case it causes That habit to return.... so really husband, no rainbow pony? *she asks again, just to see if he can retain his calm and dignity*

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@wudu_shi All those stupid invitation cards are the worst. Why do we need those large sheets of gold embossed paper with one tiny name on it? I've already posted the list of required officials outside my palace and reminded them via the array. Not my fault if they can't remember!

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@wudu_shi Adorable? Surely you jest... but even if you are jesting, I shall agree to it, just only because it is you. *she says, with lips that are not pouting no matter what he claimed.* And I was serious about the paper wastage issue... god knows how much heaven throws out every day.

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@wudu_shi I guess I won't purchase the series of rainbow ponies that mortals created for you... I believe they call them My Little Pony. Are you sure you wouldn't want some? I am told they are very popular among men. *she smiles innocently, as though she would never think of mocking him*

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@wudu_shi *she understands what he's thinking about and laughs behind her hand* If every character becomes bald, we won't have go do anything to destroy them, our fellow colleagues will destroy them without hesitation.

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Replace Street Tree with Cute Husband and you got it

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@wudu_shi Of course! I could... annotate somethings in the margins. Just for my own personal reference, and because I abhor paper wastage. Not because of anything else. *she answers primly, but its up to husband if he wants to believe her*

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@wudu_shi And pandas everywhere will revere you for it. *she smiles, amused at his words* your love for nature will ensure that they will continue to have bamboo to eat until their teeth wear off. Ponies and rainbows though...

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@wudu_shi Villains have the right to be cheesy and sappy - we are just better dressed than most! *she flushes and coughs lightly at his words* Well, was I suppose to burn them after you put in so much effort to capture such an incredible likeness to paper?

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@wudu_shi Oh good. Not like I wouldn't procure you an enclosure full of young pandas if you wished, but its good to know where you stand on this issue.

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@wudu_shi I love you too my dear husband. *she clings back, hugging him tighter, burrowing her face in his neck. The smell of him was comforting* be as cheesy as you like, its only the two of us after all, what is the point of pretending to be...not cheesy? Not sappy?

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@wudu_shi Terrible and genius. No one can deny that anyone would be known as a villain if they went around harvesting panda blood, even if done ethically.

So... do you feel the urge to harvest panda blood? Just asking.

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@wudu_shi They'll just have some blood extracted. Seeing that all they do is laze around all day chomping bamboo, I don't think losing a bit of blood would hamper their daily life that much.

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@wudu_shi *she tugs him into a hug, because sometimes even words aren't enough* I wish we could have had it easier, but our lives would not have been tied together so tightly if it were not. Such an irony... but I shall still hope for that spectacular event in 5 weeks time.

[khe @khewyd]

y’all ever open a message and be like “how the fuck am i even supposed to respond to this”

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@wudu_shi That last secluded spring was a good choice... I wouldn't mind a repeat visit. But yes, daily life is such a chore that we will most likely need to schedule this activity... 5 weeks in advance.

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@wudu_shi That's too difficult... imagine having to travel all the way to a dragon's den and hope on the off chance the dragon is magnaminous enough to grant your request instead of killing you immediately. Meanwhile they just have to break into a zoo for pandas. So simple.