Jason Weynand

Things my toddler says... you know for your amusement and stuff.

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@ARCRaidersGame It would be really sick if I could even log in tonight…

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@Eberlestock Group dudes for sure

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@Apple All for the low low price of $98,999.99

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@kimberamerica 82

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Link looking at his new watch*
Dad what’s eight zero five mean?
Me: It’s eight o five dude that’s the time.
Link: eight o five? Like the beers you drink?
Me: 💀 💀 💀

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@Asylumjerk666 Dude it’s Gin and Juice...

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@Eberlestock What you can’t see is the dispenser hose on his right side to deliver 55 gallons of @blckriflecoffee straight to his face.

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@kimberamerica @TeamHornady 5.56?

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@Eberlestock “Did I just hear a cougar?”

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To everyone who is at my son’s school recital: YOU DON’T NEED TO WEAR A GALLON OF COLOGNE/PERFUME

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@DagonApparel Jeff

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@kimberamerica What is this, a pistol for ants?! It needs to be at least.... three times this size!

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When work calls on your day off...

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Been finding these in the most random places, like inside my workout shoes.... #ParentLife

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Kids when they sense you eating a cookie while you’re hiding on the garage

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If a baby is quiet there is a 100% chance something is wrong.

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@gunbuyer_com Buttstock.

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@theTrekAT That’s pretty methed up...

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My wife @mrstrex23 told me to pack Link’s lunch... I don’t get why she’s mad.

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@nickkroll Saw this street sign earlier...