Caroline Dupuy Duggan

Singer of @BoneAcre, writer of books, keeper of SAD Ranch, Pioneertown, California.

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Interviewer: are you good at staying calm in stressful situations?
Me: no but I am good at staying stressed in calming situations.

[Caroline Dupuy Duggan @Linusbadseed]

Whenever people try to explain to me that most spiders cannot really hurt me I just internally laugh. I am not afraid of a spider bite bro. I’m afraid of them crawling across my body at speed.

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Is there anything worse than bad fruit? Like, I’m trying and you’re ruining everything. You know what never disappoints me? Chips.

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As a little throw back I’ve started pressing the heart button again instead of double tapping photos. Feels so analogue.

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I don’t get offended by much, but if you send me a meme that I have posted within the last week, you have now crossed a line from which there is no return.

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To all the book readers who look down on audiobook people, you do realize that stories like The Illiad were audiobooks first, right?

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Can you imagine being the scientist who named the Bluebird? My dude was hung over that day fr.

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As moms can we all collectively agree that the single most obnoxious thing dads do is, while sitting on their phones sort of half heartedly ask you if you want them to help as your baby is having a complete meltdown? Like, is that a rhetorical question? Yeah, I’d love it, genius.

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Thinking abt this story of a friend’s sister. She was v awkward but wanted to fit in at her new job. One of her coworkers walked by & dropped some stuff. She meant to say something witty but 2nd guessed herself halfway through &ended up saying, “you have to be soooo careful.” 🤣

[Caroline Dupuy Duggan @Linusbadseed]

The difference between before and after motherhood can be most easily summed up by how I feel about social media. Before if I didn’t get a lot of views on my stories I might wonder why. Now I simply think, sucks for the people who missed that one! And move on.

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I live in a country where guns have more rights than my body does.

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@RonColeman @EbonyJHilton_MD Ew. Ewwwww.

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The devil works hard, but people trying to reach you about your extended warranty work harder.

[Randi Norman @RanNorman]

This film isn’t just about the exquisite dialogue and superb acting in a Jane Austin adaptation- a cure for every romantic. The cinematography and lighting for production nerds like myself by Director of Photography Roman Osin is an absolute masterpiece!
#PrideandPrejudiceDay

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People will believe what they want to believe about you in order to hold onto their own narrative. Don’t let others write your life for you.

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The problem with a character like Roy Kent is that knowing men wrote that character just tells us that men know what women want… they just refuse to give it to us. #TEDLASSO

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@nytimesarts Yeeesssss

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I just said to my 7 month old daughter, “see… all you needed was some snacks and some quiet time!” And that was the moment I realized there is very little difference between me and an infant.

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The CDC says when you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way????

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THIS JUST IN. The CDC says it could have been love, but it’s over now.