Linus Campbell

Human most of the time.

[Caius @CaiusNelson]

This is the latest I've stayed up working on a project in a while. Star Wars only dies when we let it, bros.
https://t.co/gFJyAfK2tA

[Linus Campbell @LinusCampbell]

@BearAirport

[Linus Campbell @LinusCampbell]

1: God has the most thorough knowledge of the Star Wars universe possible.
2: We are commanded to imitate God.
Therefore...

[Linus Campbell @LinusCampbell]

@BearAirport I think only the truckers who own their own trucks though. The fleet drivers are not masterless.

[Linus Campbell @LinusCampbell]

@BearAirport Neo Yokio!
Neon?
Neopolitan Ice Cream if you spell it wrong.

[Linus Campbell @LinusCampbell]

@BearAirport It took me three reads to realize you were not talking about anthropomorphic snakes.

[Linus Campbell @LinusCampbell]

One of the upsides of the Cold War is that it provided an excellent setting for fiction.

[Linus Campbell @LinusCampbell]

@BearAirport

[Linus Campbell @LinusCampbell]

@BearAirport A holiday celebrating marriage would be good. But that holiday is not Valentine's Day.

Don't make me write the essay.

[Linus Campbell @LinusCampbell]

It's high time we revoke the official holiday status of Valentine's Day and give it to the Super Bowl.

[Linus Campbell @LinusCampbell]

@BearAirport Except that Valentine's Days has precisely zero to do with saint Valentine.

[Linus Campbell @LinusCampbell]

@BearAirport Oh I've heard of these "rhetorical questions" before.

[Linus Campbell @LinusCampbell]

@BearAirport Bet what about deterring whiney complaining behavior by showing them that it is whiney complaining behavior by showing them that they don't even want an answer? Or is that expecting too much of humanity?

[Linus Campbell @LinusCampbell]

A video filter that makes it look like you have pinkeye/pox so you can very convincingly not show up in person/leave the meeting early to get rest.

[Linus Campbell @LinusCampbell]

@Eisejesus I also see a clear allusion to the prophets of Baal that cut themselves in their contest with Elijah on Mt. Carmel.

[Linus Campbell @LinusCampbell]

The Ewoks probably ate the owners of these helmets.

[Linus Campbell @LinusCampbell]

My brain keeping up the time-honored tradition of miraculously recalling on the drive home everything I couldn't remember during final exam.

[Linus Campbell @LinusCampbell]

@StudioSyndiCat I'm diggin' the pink trees.

[Linus Campbell @LinusCampbell]

@TalkTV So, they want him to have painted in acrylic?

[Linus Campbell @LinusCampbell]

@BearAirport @BirdPerHour Introduced to the Americas by a dude who thought he ought to bring over all the birds ever mentioned in Shakespeare's works.