Qilinzr

Just your average nerd. 18HCP golfer. Twitch affiliate. Discord: Linzer

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@onigiriirl @shadowcorpa yuyuan rd if you haven’t been already

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@nuggiesforlunch i eat it like this tbh 🙂‍↕️

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@HystericsCasts born with luck, inhumanities to man & day and night. To name a few

[Justin ROSE @JustinRose99]

First @McLarenF1 signed golf bag giveaway!!

Just RT for a chance to win it!!

I’ll pick one winner on Monday 17th September… 🍀

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@nuggiesforlunch this is why i prefer to live in taller appartment buildings 😋 less dutch neighbours and no looking inside from street level

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@MonsoonGG @mylifeaswolf enjoy Amsterdam!!

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@nuggiesforlunch followed😊 (some time ago already actually)

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@nuggiesforlunch we’re about to be humbled by Japan, struggle to make it through and face brazil to then back home

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oh to be a forgettable person…

[Red Bull Gaming @redbullgaming]

FNATIC KEEPS THE CHAMPIONSHIP GOING BY DENYING FALCONS THE WIN IN MATCH 7

CINEMA

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@Kuro_Ken_Chan so this is inflation…

[Niamocha🐻✨ @Niamocha_ch]

Quick thank you post to all the friends who invite me to play games with them, I may seem like I'm stuck on a endless ranked grind with Apex, TFT and even other games but I always try to make time.

I've recently went on a "focus on myself" mode because unfortunately I've always found myself to be the initiator of collabs and events. Kind of if I don't reach out then no-one will so it definitely gave me some brain-worms. Kinda like..I don't have a set friend group I belong in, a bit of a straggler. Or my skill level isn't enough or for some reason people dislike me...

No worries though because I just realize...I gotta just focus on myself for the time being and making sure I'm physically and mentally healthy.

I'm also extremely anxious so I apologize to any new people trying to reach out ... my social battery towards new faces is extremely low right now;

Still thank you for thinking of me; I'll recharge and reach out soon;

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Update from Microsoft.

Teams is down.

Messages are delayed.

Some aren't arriving at all.

We're investigating.

Investigating means the AI is investigating.

The AI that wrote the code.

That broke the code.

That is now debugging the code.

It's a closed loop.

Very efficient.

A user asked why their message didn't send.

I said "we're observing recovery in our telemetry."

They asked what that means.

I don't know what that means.

But the dashboard is green now.

Green means fixed.

Fixed means we changed the threshold for green.

The messages are still delayed.

But the dashboard doesn't know that.

Dashboards don't use Teams.

Someone on the infrastructure team tried to escalate.

Via Teams.

The escalation is still pending.

Somewhere in the queue.

With everyone else's messages.

The irony wasn't lost on them.

But the message was.

We have a backup communication channel.

It's email.

Email is also having issues.

Unrelated, obviously.

The root cause is under analysis.

Analysis means we asked the AI.

The AI said "no issues detected."

The AI wrote the detection system.

It detects what it wants to detect.

Very self-aware.

Not in the good way.

Last quarter I said 30% of our code is AI-written.

Teams is closer to 45%.

We were proud of that.

Past tense.

The AI optimized the message queue.

It optimized it to zero.

Zero messages. Zero latency.

Technically correct.

The best kind of correct.

Enterprise customers are asking for an RCA.

RCA means Root Cause Analysis.

The root cause is velocity.

We shipped faster than we understood.

Understanding isn't in the OKRs.

Shipping is.

We shipped.

Someone asked when Teams will be fixed.

I said "we're continuing our analysis."

Continuing means we started.

Analysis means looking.

Looking means hoping it fixes itself.

It usually does.

If you refresh enough.

Refresh is the user's responsibility.

We provide the experience.

They provide the resilience.

That's partnership.

The outage started at 2:30 PM ET.

Right before the holidays.

Millions of workers couldn't message their teams.

Some called it a disaster.

I called it "an unplanned wellness moment."

Productivity is a spectrum.

We're exploring the lower end.

The AI has proposed a fix.

The fix requires a deployment.

The deployment system uses Teams for notifications.

The notifications are delayed.

We're in a loop.

The loop is also AI-designed.

Very elegant.

From a certain angle.

Satya asked for a status update.

I sent it via Teams.

He hasn't responded.

I assume he's thinking about it.

The stock is up 2% today.

Outages don't move markets.

Narratives do.

The narrative is "AI efficiency."

The reality is "Teams is down."

But reality isn't in the earnings call.

The narrative is.

We're committed to reliability.

Reliability means it worked yesterday.

Yesterday is our SLA.

Thank you for your patience.

Patience means you have no choice.

We're in your enterprise agreement.

For three more years.

The circle of innovation continues.

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@LNG_Esports xiǎobái 🐶

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I love Suzhou 🥰

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happy dragon boat from Shanghai ✌️

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293 yard with driver, new PB 🥳

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similar recent games (placement/damage), different outcome🧐