Alright folks its -5 degrees out (including windchill) which means its officially too cold outside for dumb choices. Please keep your hands to yourself, don't drink and drive, keep away from drugs and what not. #PSA#Winter
FRIENDLY REMINDER! If you’re arrested for DWI this weekend you’ll be in jail until Tuesday! That means you won’t be able to spend time with your in laws this Christmas!
Wait. Not a good argument there.
Whatever. Don’t drink and drive. K? K. Good talk.