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[☔ @Whotfismick]

when u wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night

[intercrural champion 🏆 Spermin Pants Mermon @cumfromthegrind]

Jhonni blaze grinding Trinidad James

[Goddess🥀 @Swit_zee]

Me when I’m crossing the road and a car keeps driving at full speed

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

If we apologized to children more, we would have more adults that accept accountability for their actions.

[nerde o eski şarkılar @eskisarkiIar]

Jennifer Batten, on yılı aşkın süre boyunca Michael Jackson’ın baş gitaristiydi. Bu da yeteneğini gösterebildiği nadir anlardan biriydi.

[osama @0ba0sama]

She ain’t even let the joke sit in the air I’M CRYIN

[lex :) @itslexbytheway]

male humor = harassing women

[𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒂 @todorkies]

the zelda-verse! ⚔️

[k @ysljennii]

They look like the rich villainous family in a Tyler Perry film

[LILY @lilybrodi]

me when he says he’s into pokémon

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Trump every time his ratings go down

[𝕏 OMO NAIJA 🇨🇦 👑 @Cele__Audu]

These look like as soon as the doors close at night and the lights go out, they start talking to each other. 🔥 🤯

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

Y’all really do the most with Salmon… make me one damn

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

She comes from an era with Disney required their stars to know how to sing, dance, act and everything in between. That’s why the Disney stars of her era are successful to this day. Star power was a must when it came to the girls!

[no labels, just lahmpp 🎪⋆｡°✩ @lahmpp]

@ToxicTruths254 @ma1ybe wait till you find out about glasses edward

[💗 @ma1ybe]

More of this please. Make women’s lives easier. Solve our problems that nobody sees as problems. Innovation is for us too.

[Senator Obi @IykeNwaObi]

Someone should please tell her that she is the coolest mum ever.