g-string theory

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like a good laxative, you gotta make things move

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fuck it posting the drafts

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my godson keeps calling me meemaw… maybe it’s finally time for botox

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hey @Photoshop why can’t i use generative fill on my rubenesque artistic nudes…

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hey @BirdCentralPark where is flaco today? thank you!

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guy at coffee shop to me “are you an artist? you look like you don’t get out much” wow… no lies detected

[g-string theory @Lisa___celine]

ugh just here to give it up to all the nerds in my life… the backbone of my existence. a luddite like me could never exist without them, i have 24/7 IT support like i’m a very blessed art girly

[g-string theory @Lisa___celine]

going to ikea hungover because i love punishing myself

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me being on set involves 50% doing my job and 50% talking to all the gays about the real housewives franchise

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painting really is a great solitary activity… i go from listening to how gorbachev tried to deny the severity of chernobyl to zayn being interviewed on call her daddy

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straight men smoking elf bars… that’s for girls and gays only

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on that note everyone please read izumi suzuki

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i am once again asking for fiction + sci fi recs

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please @actual_scorpion and i are desperate for a nyc book club ??

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hey @ericadamsfornyc when will we get the yassification of port authority bus terminal ??

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absolutely gutted i’ll never see oppenheimer in imax 70 mm

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had a dream i went to an abortion clinic and one of the procedures available was standing in a room full of people smoking cigarettes…

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@frankenfemme_ this one was upsetting to me

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objectively a healthy snack but the execution… horrifying

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cursed childhood memory of slicing cucumbers into cup sized pieces, hollowing them out and filling them with salad dressing as a snack