lisa marie 🪴

mama to Noah Michael & Mylie Jo 💗🤍

[lisa marie 🪴 @Lisaaa_Marieee_]

at some point you realize staying in is always the move, home bound and comfy is where it’s at. 💯

[lisa marie 🪴 @Lisaaa_Marieee_]

i don’t even get on this app anymore lmao so whoever just tried to change my shit is funny asl 🤣

[lisa marie 🪴 @Lisaaa_Marieee_]

confident in my choices as a parent , no justification needed.

[lisa marie 🪴 @Lisaaa_Marieee_]

@OliviaJade_4 just saying lmao 🤷🏻‍♀️ never see women bashing formula fed moms but the second somebody brags about their breastfeeding journey it’s “mom shaming”

just putting my little two cents in 😉

[lisa marie 🪴 @Lisaaa_Marieee_]

it’s so hot when men clean & you didn’t ask 🥵

put the little maid suit on boy 🤣💀

[lisa marie 🪴 @Lisaaa_Marieee_]

i didn’t cheat my way through life, i wasn’t given an easy route and shit, statistically i should’ve been in prison years ago.

cant nobody say shit to me, all odds against me , my whole entire life, and this is what i’ve made of it.

idc who isn’t proud, because i am.

[lisa marie 🪴 @Lisaaa_Marieee_]

my kid won’t sleep for shit anymore lmao

[lisa marie 🪴 @Lisaaa_Marieee_]

i HATE that bedsharing is so frowned upon. 🙄

[lisa marie 🪴 @Lisaaa_Marieee_]

if you’re a lazy parent just say that 🤣💀

[lisa marie 🪴 @Lisaaa_Marieee_]

my prepregnancy jeans aren’t tight anymore 🥵🥰

[lisa marie 🪴 @Lisaaa_Marieee_]

sometimes i think about how traumatic my sons birth was.. and it makes me scared to have more kids. 🥺😭

[lisa marie 🪴 @Lisaaa_Marieee_]

the fact that i used to post videos of myself rapping is literally so embarrassing LMAO

[lisa marie 🪴 @Lisaaa_Marieee_]

if lying to yourself makes you feel better about circumcising your kid then by all means lmao 🤣

[lisa marie 🪴 @Lisaaa_Marieee_]

we’re living that white picket fence life and i couldn’t be happier

[lisa marie 🪴 @Lisaaa_Marieee_]

our 5 bed, 3 bath in colorado is 2,400$ a month lmao..

moral of the story is don’t move to colorado 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[lisa marie 🪴 @Lisaaa_Marieee_]

@ the greeley dmv lmao

[lisa marie 🪴 @Lisaaa_Marieee_]

why are the only people who work at dmv’s fat lazy bitches? lmaoo same with health departments man. it’s like their job descriptions are so basic and the only one they understand how to do is sit. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[lisa marie 🪴 @Lisaaa_Marieee_]

not to mention having to take apart a crib that took two hours to put together 😂 JUST to put it BACK together.

[lisa marie 🪴 @Lisaaa_Marieee_]

moving is cool and all until you have to walk sectionals, 70 inch tv’s , and dining room furniture down the stairs, into a uhaul, and then back into a house 😂

[lisa marie 🪴 @Lisaaa_Marieee_]

was in target the other day looking at baby clothes and i said out loud “ is this for a boy or girl “ and this lady answered “ does it matter? “

um… yes.. my son is a boy? lmao