Lisa Baker

Newfoundland born comedian, living in Alberta. Facebook, Instagram, Tiktok @lisabakercomedy
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@BarbaraMel8512 @MELANIATRUMP She's gorgeous for sure!

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@JimFireMedic @alfranken

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@JohnMiladin @JustinTrudeau Did we not treat you fairly when our soldiers fought and died alongside American soldiers? When planes were grounded on 9/11 and we took in thousands of US citizens and treated them like family? When we sent water bombers to fight wildfires? We're sorry, I guess?

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@nickgrenier @thecarlacrotty @GovNL Fuck your hat.

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@ATKINSGOATED @thecarlacrotty

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@AccountableGOP I'm Canadian and I even want to say "Fuck off, you illiterate, crazy cunts".

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@TacoTuesdah @LqLana

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@RealFionaO @patterballs Broke-mosas: Arbour Mist and orange Slurpee. Don't forget to collect your 7/11 Rewards!

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@EdmontonOilers fans will understand this birthday cake my husband bought for his son's 30th birthday 🤣

(I'm the stepmom 🤣🤣🤣)

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Shoutout to the @EdmontonOilers - you won tonight which means I'm not responsible for making my husband happy. #asgoodasaBJ

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Vet, after neutering our Frenchie: The invoice includes a cone so he can't access the incision.

Us: We can't use a cone but we bought a surgical onesie.

Vet: Really? Why's that?

Us: Our 110 pound Golden Retriever is afraid of lamps.

I wish I was making this up.

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@VancityReynolds and @RealHughJackman together forever ❤️

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Bought my husband @GaryGulman tickets for the Edmonton show this fall. He's super pumped and I'm excited to see Gulman live since he's the reason we're married 🤣

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Been reading @StephenKing for 35 years or more. It's gotten me through a lot in my life so what better way to take my mind off being repeatedly stabbed with a needle than to get lost in Fairy Tale.

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@kathleenmadigan I'm so sorry for your loss.

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@KyleNL90 @CaptainRedAB @EddieSheerr It's only sold in bags in maybe 3 or 4 provinces lol.

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@sue_bagg I love it! Also not a size zero myself, I find that style to be flattering to many body types.

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I might not have a @justforlaughs credit but I have better credit than Just for Laughs. #JFL #JustForLaughs

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@OrangeSoylent @DentAlex33 It's the same for me! I keep trying to pay for things, and they keep telling me no. Like, y'all raised me. Just take the money and consider it a return on your investment 🤣

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@david_parker There's no hate like Christian love.