Lisa Bentzin

“I want to be the person my dog thinks I am.” Making random TV commentaries, reviews, political statements, and a mish mash of more.

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Relationship test: Fly coach on a commercial airline with your partner. If they put their seat back with no regard for the person behind them, dump the slimy bastard. #narcissist #narcissisttest

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@OpenAI How could you? #Sora is the only app I care about anymore! #breakingupishardtodo

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@OpenAI How could you? #Sora is the only app I care about. 😭 😭 😭
#breakingupishardtodo

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Someone’s pranking us, right?! Trump’s acting so far outside the bounds of decent human behavior—let alone conduct we expect from our leader—I have to believe this is all a colossal joke to him. It’s like we’re on one giant episode of Punk’d. 😭#greenland #unhinged #orangeland

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@broke3121 Weird, I said nothing about eliminating guns in my post. You just assumed that. My message was it’s sad that there are so many shootings.

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Shootings are becoming so common that now my husband and I have both worked for an employer where an active shooter event took place (Allina Health Buffalo Crossroads Clinic and now Target in Austin, Texas). Shaking my head.

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There is one group that will benefit from the #BigBeautifulBill

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I went out and looked for #vanceboelter LI profile because I have a theory that when men lose their jobs they completely fall apart—because their identities are often heavily tied to their work. https://t.co/h8XRZMtsYV

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Looks like #vanceboelter was looking for work: https://t.co/h8XRZMu0Ot

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#Megalopolis absolutely worst pretentious piece of drivel ever created. This movie makes “Ernest Goes to Camp” look like Shakespeare. My BF and I are getting ready to walk out halfway through, which I never, ever do. This movie is that intolerable.

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Waiting for the #bachelorette to start while @kstp drones on and on about the weather. Don’t they know we have smart phones for that now?

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#VicePresident #trump #pence #vance #Pelosi

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This #debate would be so much better if both candidates were mute. 😀 #presidentialdebate #Trump #Biden @CNN

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Let’s see if my (and thousands of other people’s) prediction from three months ago comes true tonight.
@AmericanIdol #abicarter @AbiCarterMusic

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Are you all ready for five hours of The Ten Commandments?

As a young girl, my loins burned for Yul Brynner. 😂

No, not Moses. I was hot for Ramses.

#thetencommandments

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We’re #2! 😆 Minnesotans Becca Kufrin, Michelle Young, Leslie Fhima, and Daisy Kent—you’re all #1 in my book! @BachelorABC #bachelor