Lisa Casey

Former Irish Comedian of the Year, BBC, UTV

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@BobbyVylan So this is what we call Gaslighting

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I wanna know who’s been messing with my pens

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I love talking to my Neighbour over our little garden wall , and he must’ve really grown to like me over the years because one day out literally of nowhere , he bought me a really nice.. 7 foot fence

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My boyfriend said I had poor communication,
I left the next day,
I didn’t know what to say.

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I really appriciate when my boyfriend pulls my seat out for me but he shouldn’t just ASSUME I want to be ejected from every plane!

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I put a do not disturb sign on my front door and now I can’t go into my house.

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Clean your mirror x

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@RealAlexJones She won’t let him speak

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@lidl_ireland heard today the orange juice machines are being removed from all stores… went 7 days a week for it.. guess I won’t be going anymore 😬

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I’ve been struggling with an addiction to my phone, so I searched for videos on how to break the cycle, they were so good I couldn’t stop watching.

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@dominos I’ve complained about the same several times & nothing changes.. they offer 5€ credit but it never comes

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@Real_JFK_Jr_ I have it

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@SonDunne I would love to but it’d be quite expensive so it’d really have to be worth my while, possibly in the future

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I fell in love with a new man but he had to move away, Some people know how to make a long distance relationship work but I just couldn’t seem to figure out .. his new address.

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Growing up thankfully I learned to ignore kids mocking me, like the time I saw a little boy far out in the sea who was making faces & waving his hands at me and I was able to just, walk away.

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My mother used to say “take your coat off indoors or when you out you won’t get the benefits.” And I always listened because I don’t wanna work!

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I don’t like invalidating people’s feelings so when my ex would say “I feel ugly.” I’d say “yeah, I understand why you feel that way.”

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My ex recently tried to take me out but there was no chance because I’ve been doing jujitsu

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As a kid I would often slip and hurt myself, especially on the marble covered floors.. Mam would say “Lisa … one of these days you’re gonna …pick those up.”