Lisa Williams

Saints fanatic, live music lover, crochet addict, loving wife, mom extraordinaire!

[Lisa Williams @LisaGW1]

Consumers beware! @comfrt has a no-refund policy in the USA and randomly deems orders ineligible for return/exchange. @shop does not stand behind purchases made through them either. I can find no way to contact a human from either company. #scam #scamalert

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I’ve taken a lot of hits, and I’ve deserved some of them. I beat myself up over them more than you can imagine.

But the grace people have shown me here is truly humbling.

Some of the kindest words have come from the people you’d least expect.

And for that I am so grateful.

This isn’t about me. It’s about every person in recovery who shows up and tries again.

And to everyone still in the fight tonight: you are not alone, I see you.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

This is the type of shit that needs no words to troll itself.

This is actually real… he’s really posting infomercials plugging this…

Using America’s 250th Anniversary too…

More like… “As my dad tanks the economy as fast as he can, nothing is more patriotic than getting your hands on some Don Jr Gold to celebrate America’s 250th Anniversary in case it’s our last”

This is SNL material or even better #smokefleet material

[Lisa Williams @LisaGW1]

@KelloggsUS should’ve anticipated the demand for gluten-free @cheezit - they sell out in stores right away and can only be bought online for markups of 80% or more. This is the one snack my daughter misses and neither of us can afford to pay $25/box. So disappointing. #DoBetter

[Lisa Williams @LisaGW1]

Why is @CocaCola CEO James Quincey so upset over #american #citizen Bad Bunny performing at the @NFL #SuperBowl2026? Bet @PepsiCo is already drafting their bid! 😂

[Lisa Williams @LisaGW1]

I don’t have a @coinbase acct but keep getting texts with a verification code. Someone there needs to contact me ASAP, this is #fraud. I can’t get any way to get help because I can’t “sign in” because I don’t have an account. RIDICULOUS.

[Kareem Rifai 🌐 @KareemRifai]

After Vance accused Zelensky of not saying thank you, Zelensky is now tweeting individual thanks to every single world leader expressing solidarity with Ukraine.

[Lisa Williams @LisaGW1]

@nadiacomaneci10 They simply should not have posted Chiles’ score until the inquiry was complete. They announced the inquiry before her score was shown; they had a responsibility to hold the score until they reviewed the difficulty level with the extra tour jete that Chiles smartly threw in.

[Lisa Williams @LisaGW1]

I live in New Braunfels. What the hell is happening here, @USPS @USPSHelp ?

[Lisa Williams @LisaGW1]

Ordered from @greenchef. Box was to be delivered today. 11:30pm now, so I’m guessing not. REALLY bad first impression.

[Lisa Williams @LisaGW1]

WHAT is going on here?! @Herrschners ‘ Worsted 8 has always been my go-to favorite, but THIS is unacceptable!!

[Lisa Williams @LisaGW1]

Spent 1+ hours on phone w/@united to upgrade seats handled by @CruiseNorwegian; NCL said to handle directly w/airline; @United said ONLY NCL can handle. Chris in @united’s escalation department said HE is THE highest authority & refused to help me with upgrade. 🙄@AirComplaints

[Lisa Williams @LisaGW1]

These two boxes were delivered today by @UPS, 1 from @Herrschners, 1 from Sak. Did my driver have an accident or something??!

[Lisa Williams @LisaGW1]

Nothing will prompt brand loyalty more than this simple, economical act of kindness. Gotta love that center-pull! Way to go, @Herrschners! 🥰

[Lisa Williams @LisaGW1]

@Crimealytics The ONLY authorized #freeneuty shirt is from #madebymallory, who donates $10 from each shirt to Neuty’s family to pay for the lawyer.

[Lisa Williams @LisaGW1]

This is probably the best tweet on the #freeneuty issue yet!! 😂😂😂

[Gordon Russell @GordonRussell1]

The quote from the customer at the seafood shop in this story is perfect (“They ought to be out hunting alligators." It's straight out of the scene in "Confederacy of Dunces" where Patrolman Mancuso is trying to arrest Ignatius.

[Kelly Anne Beile @KellyAnneTV]

BREAKING: Neuty the nutria will stay with its owners, per @LDWF, pending a special permit #FreeNeuty

[Liam Pierce @LiamPierce]

My brother who lives in Oakland just texted me #freeneuty, unprompted. We are loud. We are many.

[Kelly Anne Beile @KellyAnneTV]

I'm told by @LDWF that they are "working toward a resolution" regarding Neuty the nutria and plan to have an update within the hour.

Meanwhile, the petition to keep the animal with the family has nearly 14,000 signatures online @Change