Lisa Johnstone

Boring accountant, amateur gardener, knitter & indi supporter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦄🇪🇺

[Lisa Johnstone @LisaJohnstone73]

@LucyHunterB I would watch this.

[Spaceballs The X Account @Grunt2A]

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

[Lisa Johnstone @LisaJohnstone73]

@OssianLore So sorry to hear this. x

[Lisa Johnstone @LisaJohnstone73]

@ScotlandNT @FIFAWorldCup #WorldCup2026

[Lisa Johnstone @LisaJohnstone73]

Isn't that right, Wall.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

I will always stand for unity and national renewal.

[Lisa Johnstone @LisaJohnstone73]

@GussieGrips I mean the rest is nonsense but dressing for the weather and having emergency snacks is sound advice.

[Lisa Johnstone @LisaJohnstone73]

@TalkingPicsTV What am I going to do with myself next Thursday? 😔

[Lisa Johnstone @LisaJohnstone73]

@TalkingPicsTV I was right!

[Lisa Johnstone @LisaJohnstone73]

@TalkingPicsTV Probably Jane. Or Jenny.

[Lisa Johnstone @LisaJohnstone73]

@Dr_MatthewSwann @TalkingPicsTV The pan was barely warm!

[Lisa Johnstone @LisaJohnstone73]

@newyorkcitykopp Just how familiar it all seemed from so many films & tv shows. That, and I suddenly had a sense of direction!

[Jill Foster @JournalistJill]

An actual medical doctor is saying out loud, in front of a judge, that someone’s sex is decided by the people who deliver the baby and that she is not an expert.

Oh. My. God. 🤡 🤡 🤡

[Lisa Johnstone @LisaJohnstone73]

Where's the thunder? We were promised thunder.

[Lisa Johnstone @LisaJohnstone73]

@BertDalziel He sounds like one cool dude.

[Lisa Johnstone @LisaJohnstone73]

@GWandShows Happy birthday Monty!

[Lisa Johnstone @LisaJohnstone73]

@TalkingPicsTV I feel bad for the person in seat no 6 in between Merroney & Mary Hammond!

[Lisa Johnstone @LisaJohnstone73]

@GWandShows Happy birthday Carol!

[Lisa Johnstone @LisaJohnstone73]

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[System11 @System11b]

If you see Wes Streeting come up with an idea that Jeremy Hunt endorses, you know it's going to be used for irredeemable evil. When the possibility and likelyhood of data being misused are both high, the data should not exist. Who gets this DNA database in the end? Health insurance? The police? Employers? Where does it stop? Answer: it doesn't.

[Lisa Johnstone @LisaJohnstone73]

@BertDalziel Now I'm worried about Cloud starving and AI.

[KamperVan 🚐 Kady 🐾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🌸✊#HoldTheLine @navynotnuclear]

@McneishOutdoors @scotgov Thank you for your unwavering support to #SaveLochLomond