Lisa Jordan

Top fetish clip artist. Financial dominatrix. Mindfucker. Wallet & ball drainer. Your therapist.

[Lisa Jordan @LisaJordan01]

🌸 Where to find me 🌸
🎥Clips:
IWC: https://t.co/EuPcMCUTKz
C4S: https://t.co/QjkOF0A0xi
🙇🏽Fan-sites:
OF: https://t.co/j6yBMobF7a
LF: https://t.co/QanZXLgpH4
☎️Phone:
NF: https://t.co/A0cjfKd7La
IWC: https://t.co/lPJHeIXW44

[Lisa Jordan @LisaJordan01]

@HeelsBiggerDick I’d tell you if it were, no need to guess with me.

[Lisa Jordan @LisaJordan01]

Why do you losers keep thinking a “shout out” on LF is a custom? 🙄 You try to cram 47 specific instructions into a 2–3 minute shout out and think you found a loophole. You’re not clever. You’re just cheap. 💀

[Lisa Jordan @LisaJordan01]

I’m so tired of this narrative that aging is some sort of punishment specifically reserved for women.
“If you marry a woman for her looks, time will humble you.”

Okay… and if a woman marries a man for his looks, does time politely skip him? 😂

EVERYONE ages. EVERYONE changes. EVERYONE gets wrinkles. EVERYONE’S body changes.

Time is coming for ALL of us.

Maybe the lesson isn’t “don’t marry women for their looks.” Maybe it’s “don’t marry ANYONE solely for their looks.”

[Lisa Jordan @LisaJordan01]

@Jay320916899811 Don’t be cheap and go commission one

[Lisa Jordan @LisaJordan01]

When you’re all ready to film and it starts thundering and lightning 🙄

[Lisa Jordan @LisaJordan01]

@brattybunny Depending on how heavy it is I usually do too but then I get aggravated when the thunder hits too hard😂

[Lisa Jordan @LisaJordan01]

Why are you sending me 10 emails asking if you’re allowed to send me money? 😒 You already know the answer. Send it, or remove yourself from my inbox. I don’t have time for all that begging for permission. 🙄

[Lisa Jordan @LisaJordan01]

@BrianHubbad7 Haha! It’s staying black 🖤

[Lisa Jordan @LisaJordan01]

OMG should I?! 🫣💛 It’s so tempting!!!

[Lisa Jordan @LisaJordan01]

@PraisePandora Fierce baby 🔥🔥🔥

[Lisa Jordan @LisaJordan01]

Some secrets are worth every penny.

[Lisa Jordan @LisaJordan01]

Every day another weak little beta joins my blackmail collection.📁 The funniest part? None of you are forced. You line up all on your own, desperate for my attention and even more desperate for my control. 😵‍💫 You crave structure, rules, and someone smarter making your decisions. Watching you willingly hand over control is almost too easy...who's next?! 😂

[Lisa Jordan @LisaJordan01]

@dommebombshell Thank you beautiful 😘😘

[Lisa Jordan @LisaJordan01]

It’s my birthday. Your only job today is to make sure I feel properly celebrated.👸🏻🎉

[Lisa Jordan @LisaJordan01]

@PrincesssMiaxx Thank you boo 😘

[Lisa Jordan @LisaJordan01]

@MissFreudian Yup 😏

[Lisa Jordan @LisaJordan01]

WTH is this? Uploading a clip called "Take the risk" and the word "ether" isn't allowed? Now I look stupid because I have to remove a letter in the title 😂🙄

[Lisa Jordan @LisaJordan01]

@QueenCarmellax Happy late birthday lovely!!! 🩷 You look stunning 🎉🎂🎉

[Lisa Jordan @LisaJordan01]

⏰ 3 days until my birthday. Consider this your official reminder to start acting accordingly.👸🏻🎉 7.28 mark your calendar.

[Lisa Jordan @LisaJordan01]

@Fearlesstedd7 Because I’m on vacation for my birthday. You may email me.

[Lisa Jordan @LisaJordan01]

One glance, and your discipline starts negotiating🩷💜🩷