Iโve reached the entirely unscientific conclusion that one should eat the pudding.
After allโฆ
The inventor of the treadmill died at 54.
The inventor of gymnastics died at 57.
A world bodybuilding champion died at 41.
Even Maradona only made it to 60.
Meanwhileโฆ
The chap behind KFC reached 94.
The fellow responsible for Nutella lived to 88.
The Hennessy patriarch seems to have done rather well for himselfโฆ at 98.
Which does make one wonder how we arrived at the conclusion that endless jogging is the secret to immortality.
Consider the rabbitโฆ permanently sprinting, leaping and generally behaving as though itโs late for an appointmentโฆ two years.
The tortoise? Barely moves unless absolutely necessaryโฆ two centuries, give or take.
I shanโt be cancelling my walks, but neither shall I be declining dessert out of a misplaced sense of athletic virtue.
Everything in moderationโฆ
Especially moderation.
A lot of morons don't understand that communism IS socialism. And they lie to pretend it's not a distinction without a difference.
"Democrat Socialist" is to communists what "National Socialist" was to Nazis.
Socialism is the thin velvet glove for the iron fist.
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