Lisa Lang

50% of our DNA is shared with a banana

[Lisa Lang @LisaLangx3]

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[memes @memeproviders]

Retweet if this is what you saw tonight 😂 http://t.co/2SjJMyYqdi

[Lisa Lang @LisaLangx3]

Someone is checking themselves out with my car window.. slowly sliding down my chair to avoid awkwardness

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Am i an asshole for calling out a kid who plagiarized someones work 😂 #whoops

[Lisa Lang @LisaLangx3]

This dude really arguing with the server for .75 cents at taco bell

[Lisa Lang @LisaLangx3]

irritated all day and this dude wouldnt leave the store..buy your things and gtfo of my store im trying to go home -.- stallin like crazy

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Omg why am i receiving all my text now 😒

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IT IS SOOO NICE OUT ✌️🌞

[Lisa Lang @LisaLangx3]

Don't have class today because of the snow but i have work 😒

[Lisa Lang @LisaLangx3]

I didn't even know i have spring break soon.. #DamnMarchAlready lmaoo

[Lisa Lang @LisaLangx3]

I guess i'll be binge watching netflix on my spring break

[Lisa Lang @LisaLangx3]

15% of Boston toddlers drink coffee?? Wtf WHY

[Lisa Lang @LisaLangx3]

I hope people realize some services that put you on hold can still hear you😂

[Lisa Lang @LisaLangx3]

Trying to delete over 3000 emails

[Lisa Lang @LisaLangx3]

D-list celebrity acting like a diva.. Stop 😒

[Lisa Lang @LisaLangx3]

While all of you guys decide to watch 50 Shades of Grey, ima go ahead and go watch The Theory of Everything 🌎

[Lisa Lang @LisaLangx3]

Fuk you mean, nothing can replace pizza🍕

[Lisa Lang @LisaLangx3]

"Cause we don't love these squid" @quinnfister idk why i thought it was so funny😂