Lisa 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

reality show junkie, chocoholic, marathoner, vino drinking, book loving, Ravenclaw

[Lee Brown @leebrown2]

Goosebumps! People often ask, is Shakespeare still relevant? Here is a great example, from the Steven Colbert Show, in which Sir Ian McKellen delivers an extraordinary speech. Shakespeare’s words are timeless, urgent and important.

#Shakespeare #ianmckellen #stevencolbert

[Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood]

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.)

John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

😭😭😭 “Cankles McTacotits” 💀

[Lisa 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @LisaLmbonin]

I knew it! Screw you Rose!

[𝙰𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @AvalonResists]

From Canadian Jim Elliott on Facebook. 🧵

1/ "Dear 77,301,997 Trump-Loving, Conspiracy-Huffing, Rage-Addicted Americans (And the Canadian Dumbfucks Who Worship Them)

Oh, hey there. Sit down. Read this. Try not to cry.

[Lisa 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @LisaLmbonin]

I Am Canadian https://t.co/2g3iUQSKGq

[Lisa 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @LisaLmbonin]

Ron James is a national treasure

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

Yeah, this pretty much perfectly sums it up.

[Lisa 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @LisaLmbonin]

@buitengebieden Piper and Maxine...staring my plate of food down.

[Lim Jahey @LimJahey007]

@TrueEager I think we should shut the power off 5 minutes to kick-off for the SuperBowl

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“It was an accident!! He’s autistic!!”

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

If Game of Thrones was filmed in a Trailer Park

[KJ💙🇨🇦💛 @notncalgary]

The real reason the @EdmontonOilers won tonight 🕺💃 #Oilers #StanleyCupPlayoffs

[Lisa 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @LisaLmbonin]

@veebaamonde Ditto

[Lisa 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @LisaLmbonin]

@Sharon1Gardner I saw this, absolutely loved it!

[Lisa 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @LisaLmbonin]

@AndyHerren Sending nothing but love 💘

[Don Iveson @doniveson]

Marvelous. #GFYS

[Lisa 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @LisaLmbonin]

When you're making breakfast but feel like you're being watched... https://t.co/rdpUpbZ0qT

[Lisa 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @LisaLmbonin]

From the farmers market to homemade jam on my table. @ St. Albert Farmers' Market https://t.co/7S4whJryHX