Lisa

Sociologist. Counsellor. Professional skiver. Serial colon-right parenthesiser.

[Lisa @LisaMaree]

(also, tf is a 'Grok'?)

[Lisa @LisaMaree]

So, it seems that I spent an obscene amount of time trying to re-log in to Twitter (yes, TWITTER) for a particular reason, only to find that I have completely forgotten said reason. 🤔

[Lisa @LisaMaree]

@wilwong1971 Haha thankyou kind sir! Hope all is well in your world 😊 xo

[Lisa @LisaMaree]

So I was trawling through my husband's online shop, and daw a comment from none other than an executive producer of Star Trek:Picard, Terry Matalas 🤯

[Wil @wilwong1971]

Whose up for Sheriff 7 in another fun holodeck adventure? Want Cowboy Shaw back too? I've got a few more crew to do but first of all heres the Magnificent 7 of 9, and her number 1 Deputy, Raffi.

Keep the noise for #startreklegacy alive
Sign,RT,tweet
@JeriLRyan @ItsMichelleHurd

[Lisa @LisaMaree]

Wow, just realised last time I checked Twitter was right in the midst of a war between ex-twitter staff and Musk. 🤨

[Lisa @LisaMaree]

Fucking AMPED ASF to find out @LivingColour are gonna be touring Australia! Night's gonna be liiiit 🔥

[Lisa @LisaMaree]

Hmm... so twitter seems to have gone to hell in a handbasin in a matter of days. Wonder if Plurk is still a 'thing'? Sweet sassy molasses, remember PLURK??? 🤯

[Lisa @LisaMaree]

Just listening to @deanlewismusic in the car, on @Spotify . Who tf hurt that man??? I'm 4 songs in, & I just want to give him a bottle of wine & a big hug 🥺

[Lisa @LisaMaree]

Just popped in to say hi. It always amazes me to see how much twitter topics has shifted, from a more social focus, to tech talk with little to no personal interaction. 😔

[Lisa @LisaMaree]

Was waiting at the traffic lights with the kids in the car, when my 10yo son tells me 'it's a GREEN LIGHT now, you can go!' and I freaked the fuck out and damn near wet myself #IYKYK #squidgamenetflix

[Lisa @LisaMaree]

Is watching the @valkilmer doco on Amazon. Both heart-warmingly and heart-breakingly raw. Highly recommended.

[Lisa @LisaMaree]

So I lasted 4 lockdowns, before buying random crap during this 5th (hopefully final!) Lockdown. I have purchased a pasta machine. 4 days later & I ask myself, 'wtf am *i* going to of, with a fscking pasta machine???'

[Lisa @LisaMaree]

would like to thank @BBCEarth on Facebook for the video on spider's & their webs, and for teaching me the correct name is 'spinnerets', and not 'bumthumbs'. 🕷🕸

[Lisa @LisaMaree]

Didn't realise how addicted to ghosthunting shows I was, till playing Haunting on Brockway Street in background & I immediately recognise the voice of Steve Gonsalves from OG Ghost Hunters. (I had such a crush on him back in the day 🥰)

[Lisa @LisaMaree]

@NBCBlacklist If he would marry me 🥰 otherwise, can he help a sister out and introduce me to Aram 😍😍😍

[Lisa @LisaMaree]

@NBCBlacklist RIP Jellybean. 😔

[Lisa @LisaMaree]

@andrewsayer When you take two good things to make one shit thing.

[Lisa @LisaMaree]

Putting up Xmas tree in our house goes like this:
1. Nag parents about putting up tree for 4 solid hours;
2. Fight over who puts which decoration where on said tree;
3. Crack the shits and leave tree a half-naked hot mess & tinsel & ornament strewn all over lounge.
#24daystogo

[Lisa @LisaMaree]

My 5yo daughter just came out of our kitchen with her pocket money, singing 'I'm in the money, that pyramid scheme money...' to herself. ....Say what now?