Lisa Palmson

Is there life beyond my phone in the universe?

[Entertainment Tonight @etnow]

Congrats are in order! https://t.co/N24UJW2Crz

[Lisa Palmson @LisaPalmson]

I'm ok with spending $40 on food but wouldn't buy a $40 shirt...

[YOUNG HOLLYWOOD @younghollywood]

Omfg pls watch our bb @patrickstarrr play Emotional Fan Tweets 😂😘 Shout out @mariabonitaaah, @laurennnmooree, @thebrittmarie and @kareenngonzalez!

[Lisa Palmson @LisaPalmson]

Youtube is a great way to learn about that anyone can be famous but most ppl should not···

[Lisa Palmson @LisaPalmson]

Negative thoughts are like car alarms. They usually go off at night for no reason & the only way to handle them is by blaming other people.

[Lisa Palmson @LisaPalmson]

Boss: Thanks for making me tea. You know what'd go well with this?
Me: The antidote?
Boss: No, a nice... Wait, what?
Me: Nothing···

[Lisa Palmson @LisaPalmson]

So awkward when you meet someone you've stalked n don't know whether to play it cool or ask if their dad enjoyed Germany in 2011...

[Glamour @glamourmag]

Queue 'em up. https://t.co/g3Edalm3fV

[Lisa Palmson @LisaPalmson]

I told myself I should stop wasting my time on social media, but I'm not gonna listen to some weird girl who talks to herself!

[Us Weekly @usweekly]

Celebrity weight loss transformations: before and after pics of Jonah Hill, Mama June, Kevin Smith, Missy Elliott and more https://t.co/aG0VOsoon2

[Lisa Palmson @LisaPalmson]

Sunday thoughts:

I need to workout
I need to do homework
I need to do laundry
I need to organize my life
and I need a lot of ice cream.

[Lisa Palmson @LisaPalmson]

Some girls my age make me wanna go hug my mom and thank her for the way she raised me…

[Us Weekly @usweekly]

See 'Twilight' star Ashley Greene's gorgeous wedding dress https://t.co/qgURkUtXFS

[Lisa Palmson @LisaPalmson]

*looking up from playing a new game on the phone*

"Where the f* am I?"

[Lisa Palmson @LisaPalmson]

If you are too immature to keep drama with your ex off Twitter, you are probably not mature enough to be in a relationship··

[Lisa Palmson @LisaPalmson]

Instead of “have a nice day,” I should start saying “have the day you deserve”. U know, let karma sort that sh*t out.‥

[Lisa Palmson @LisaPalmson]

Lisa's favorite inspiring quotes, from Henry Ford:

[Entertainment Tonight @etnow]

Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra spent the Fourth of July with his famous family. https://t.co/B96NaD9llh

[Lisa Palmson @LisaPalmson]

My bed is a magical place where i immediately remember everything i need to do.‥

[Lisa Palmson @LisaPalmson]

Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one', so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'‥