𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐚 🌱

my two personalities are animal crossing and call of duty

[mo :c @fruitpibble]

computa make everyone be my friend

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

can you text me in a happier tone im extremely sensitive

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

Men be like wow I really like this girl and see a future with her let me ruin everything

[🦋 @astr0l0gyjunk]

Its not even funny how real this is

[lois griffin @kkennnedi]

the sweetest man in the world loves me so i really don’t care about anything else

[Elsa Majimbo @ElsaAngel19]

I treat men how men treat women

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

why does everything break my heart

[A🪲 @seattleiminyou]

I b trying to set rules with this girl (myself) and she does not listen for nothing. idk what to do with her

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I highly recommend getting yourself a “how can I help” partner and not “you will be fine” partner.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

idk who needs to hear this but that avoidant loser you romanticized in your head ain’t your soulmate gang move on

[𝚂𝚑𝚒. ✶ @chamoulie]

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets

[T2 ✰ @bbythangg]

good boy

[🦢 @meishato]

“AI is replacing us” i’d like to see AI beg a mediocre man for the bare minimum

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

BUSTED!

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Quiet, piggy.

[L O L A ! @httpsbug_]

you’re like a husband to me bro