Lauren 🪩

[Lauren 🪩 @LisaPopov_]

@HollywoodAmpSTL any update on time for doors?

[crayon SIN chan @gummyboyfriend]

Payday: +$1,600
Me at Wendy’s: Yes And Bring out Wendy as well

[Lauren 🪩 @LisaPopov_]

i went to edc and all i got was sexually harassed and tonsillitis (lol but also not at all)

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

[Lauren 🪩 @LisaPopov_]

i just know hell is littered with amazon fire sticks

[league @itsleague]

What's a crab rangoon to a crab rangoblin?

[sean @DilettanteryPod]

imagine how sick doing this with your friends would be

[eliza @thefemiurge]

if they don't say "go piss girl" when you leave to go to the bathroom are you even friends

[Chris @citehchris]

when i die spread my ashes around the rim of a margarita glass

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

“you better not be abby lee miller chewing on a christmas tree when i get there”

me:

[Lauren 🪩 @LisaPopov_]

the binch who stole christmas

[mitch 🇵🇸 @czarmitch]

studies (conducted in my home) have shown that when you sing your cat a little song about how much you love them, they understand exactly what you’re saying, and they feel it in their little heart

[Truly Pete (72%)👽 🔜 Some Rave Eventually @AStateofPete]

When you’re taking mirror selfies before the function