the apologizer

[lil bruh @fitfuljest]

apparently there’s some controversy at my local chipotle

[Hunty @Huntwherever]

Took my sister out to the bar last night and a gay gestured at her outfit and said "you ate" and my sister replied "we had thai food for dinner" and then asked me if she looked bloated

[How Many Sandwiches Have you Made For Me @House_of_Hubbs]

Kourtney & Kim’s relationship will never recover from this
#TheKardashians

[sean @nenefcknleakes]

kinda the funniest moment on reality television when u think about it

[virgoest virgo @themarissarae]

I hate the phrase “a woman who asks for nothing will get everything” cus in reality if you ask for nothing, you gone end up at Chilis on your bday.

[hb @H_Baeee]

i'm at the store

random toddler: *pats my leg* can you pick me up?

me: where is your Mommy?

toddler: idk...pick me up? *arms up*

me:

toddler:

me: EXCUSE ME WHOSE WHITE BABY IS THIS!?

Mom comes around the corner: I am SO sorry! But did you have to describe him as white?

[Samantha Giancola @SammiSweetheart]

Omg I’m officially backk! Can’t wait for you all to see next season! 😳😍

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

because how and why

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Some of y’all are unhinged 😳

[Alex by Alene Too @adrianasmojito]

Larsa season 1 / Larsa season 4 #RHOM

[A Kendrick-level hater 🇵🇸🍉 @californiabarby]

Mia will be like “I was the first Black woman to explore the moon” and Andy will tell her that production found no records of her ever being on a space shuttle and she’ll go “well no but I saw the moon through a telescope” #RHOP

[TV Deets @tvdeets]

LaDames, rise up! 😂 #RHOP

[camille @cmlgrmr]

if i speak

[Real Legend @RHLegend32]

@kelvanderL She really does not and that’s okay

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

Is it not eating ?

[Joe Gunn @joegunn]

Jackie on RHONJ:

[Teresa Giudice Updates @TeresaUpdates]

I’m loving Danielle, her family is hilariously adorable!🥰 #RHONJ

[sean @nenefcknleakes]

this is so… dark sided. she’s been open about her insecurities and body issues for a decade, and to post stuff like this the second she starts feeling herself is honesty concerning.. y’all are not ok

[Morally Corrupt Gaye Resnick @Dooooorinda]

Jen vs Marge battles are my favourite. The way they serve us lowbrow, high cunt w their viper tongues, wearing their diamonds and silks

Jen is Mother but Margaret is a fantastic HW too. I’d like to see how they’d operate as a team

Everyone looked so good at this reunion
#RHONJ

[child of god @jr0dcruz]

Bravo made the mistake of letting Noella go so quickly smh. #RHOC