sleepy beef ✨

chillin like a villain

[sleepy beef ✨ @Lisbeef]

My favorite song from @youngthegiant mirror master Album is “Panasonic Girl”

[sleepy beef ✨ @Lisbeef]

@youngthegiant pls play art exhibit in tampa tonight in exchange for my firstborn 😤pls i beg . or my liver idk i’m flexible

[PrincessMuppet @PrincessMuppet]

Behind every hot girl there is a deep history with The Muppets

[sleepy beef ✨ @Lisbeef]

easter?! i hardly even know her!

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i get humbled whenever i talk to my father

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i wanna chew on those big red boots that everyone is talking about

[sleepy beef ✨ @Lisbeef]

*cringier teehee

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scared of being in a relationship bc i don’t want to be cringe

[sleepy beef ✨ @Lisbeef]

ron deSATANis

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there’s a special place in hell specifically for ron desantis

[Becca @Beansyisms]

The sluttiest thing a man can do is a good Kermit impression.

[sleepy beef ✨ @Lisbeef]

just recently realized pedro pascal and paul mescal were two different people

[sleepy beef ✨ @Lisbeef]

what’s a good male performance where he’s just shutting tf up

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

if i saw a minion irl i would put it in a microwave

[sleepy beef ✨ @Lisbeef]

popular opinion: men should shut up

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Whatever candidate promises to ban LED headlights I’m voting for I’m now a single issue voter

[sleepy beef ✨ @Lisbeef]

not to be dramatic but i would sell all my organs to be able to go see harry in concert on his bday

[sleepy beef ✨ @Lisbeef]

@dylandames did he say “cult”🤠?

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hello??!