Dr Bird (the Concussion Edition)

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[Dr Bird (the Concussion Edition) @LispyGeniusKid]

@LordHuron YAYAAAAAA

[how's annie? @coolfunghost]

Kyle Maclachlan’s tribute to David Lynch I’m gonna start screaming 😭

[Dr Bird (the Concussion Edition) @LispyGeniusKid]

@hialmberi GOD
Dark timeline show me the evil graham

[Dr Bird (the Concussion Edition) @LispyGeniusKid]

me pausing as i go to hit the pen, abruptly remembering i said "well, one must imagine sisyphus happy. I guess." out loud with my human mouth today to the new hire i'm training at work. why did i say that. what could the context possibly have been

[Dr Bird (the Concussion Edition) @LispyGeniusKid]

Was starting to feel "maybe I'm faking it" levels of guilty about calling off but I just sneezed so hard I bit my tongue and couldn't see for a few seconds. Nah I needed this

[al @alspancakeworId]

one thing i love about nosferatu is that it really maintains a goofy suspense of disbelief. like the trope of signing a contract in a language you don’t understand and having it be actually signing your wife over to a vampire is so funny. like that could be in a spongebob episode

[Awful Taste But Great Execution @AwfulButGreat]

https://t.co/BcblyzAChF

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

going from a larger room to a smaller room is one of the many experiences

[Cheese For Everyone! @CheeseForEvery1]

My wife has kindly asked me to stop referring to the neutered male pets in our house as “my council of eunuchs”

[Nate Soup @MayorWheat]

last night was a fable

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

Guys I started to make a Christmas ad for #TheBookOfBill but got sick and ran out of time. The result is a Lynchian flu nightmare. I’ll send a signed book to anyone who can “finish” making this commercial. Good luck!

[💛 Laura Estrella! 💜 Animation Director ✨ @Starghettis]

This tweet is right in the middle of the "it's joever" and "fuck it we ball" spectrum in my head and I think about it every day

[summer 🖕 @salesforcechild]

me to my 4 year old son: i just got off the phone with santa and he is so angry about what you did that i am genuinely afraid for your life. we need to put you in hiding because at this point i think he would even kill me to get to you.

[y o n k @Yonklerr]

some of you need to log off and touch grinch

[FRUITBLUSH @fruitblush]

Laika

[Goose @Fujyno]

Okami 2 leak