Melissa Hammond

Composer, Producer and lover of cake.

[Melissa Hammond @LissiJH]

So in conclusion... #PepsiHalftime

[Melissa Hammond @LissiJH]

Oh no Adam...🤦‍♀️ put it away and please stop gyrating #moveslikebritney #PepsiHalftime

[Melissa Hammond @LissiJH]

Now Adam Levine is doing his best,extra camp, Mr T impression...oh dear #PepsiHalftime

[Melissa Hammond @LissiJH]

What I love is how the music styles just flow so seamlessly together... 😬#PepsiHalftime

[Melissa Hammond @LissiJH]

Oh no the ridiculous rapper is back ..oh shit hold on it’s a different ridiculous rapper....#PepsiHalftime

[Melissa Hammond @LissiJH]

Thank god for the gospel choir - everything is better with a choir #PepsiHalftime

[Melissa Hammond @LissiJH]

Okay now there’s a man shouting into a microphone about Jamba Juice....???🙄 #PepsiHalftime

[Melissa Hammond @LissiJH]

Well so far Adam Levine just looks bored.... #PepsiHalftime

[Melissa Hammond @LissiJH]

First Jenna and Channing and now John Cena and Nikki Bella - my world is shaken...🤯

[Melissa Hammond @LissiJH]

Jenna and Channing....no!!!!

[Melissa Hammond @LissiJH]

Im literally salivating for a fondant fancy right now - a pink or yellow one - who the hell eats the brown ones?

[Melissa Hammond @LissiJH]

When you unsubscribe from multiple email lists, only to emailed back by them all to confirm that you have indeed unsubscribed - ahhhhh bugger off!!

[Melissa Hammond @LissiJH]

@urbane_fox OMG yes please - ah delia!!

[Melissa Hammond @LissiJH]

I spent 20 minutes today daydreaming about M&S cocktail sausages #homesick

[Melissa Hammond @LissiJH]

@CalamJane Hey Tracy! Thanks so much - please feel free to check out my tracks here: www.melissa https://t.co/bszqdhfmG9

[Melissa Hammond @LissiJH]

Not quite sure why an advert for vegan condoms keeps appearing on my insta feed - clearly Insta assumes that if you are looking at vegan recipes you may want to try a vegan sex life too...

[Melissa Hammond @LissiJH]

So no Lourde but 2 performances by the most mediocre band ever - U2 🙄 #Grammys2018

[Melissa Hammond @LissiJH]

Thank you Lacey but unfortunately I needed assistance 2 days ago. Disgusted by the total lack of customer service. I’m now about to board a rebooked flight where I’ve had to downgrade my seat just to get to get home for Xmas. https://t.co/OhhooXHWHJ

[British Airways @British_Airways]

@LissiJH Hi Melissa, please accept our apologies for the delay in our reply. Let us know if you require any assistance. ^Lacey

[Melissa Hammond @LissiJH]

@ATLairport stuck in 2 hour line at security, boarding in 30mins and they won’t let me go ahead. Instead I must wait in line and call customer services!! Disgusted

[Melissa Hammond @LissiJH]

@British_Airways flight delayed from ATL to LHR by 6hrs and still can’t get through on phone and https://t.co/FiwEvymG6l saying I have to go to the airport for original take off time?!!!