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If dreams are like movies, then memories are films about ghosts

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When the Red Sox bullpen blows the lead sometimes you just need a titty pic

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The Stanley Cup being tied 1-1 after 2 great games whilst Carter Hart is sucking ass is best case scenario for these finals

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Please tell me that ABS was closer than this....

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Narvaez and Weissert are the two weakest links on this team, and as soon as they're replaced, this team will actually win games

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Its gonna be crazzyyyy when the Red Sox come back and win this game

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OK so many Bello does need an opener

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I think those rear view mirrors that are just camera screens should be outlawed, but the car in front of me just had his camera in front so his RVM was basically a dash cam

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Me in the shower:

[Mark Bowman @mlbbowman]

Investigative report: I just asked Acuña what he was doing here. He laughed and said that he kept staring at the balls because it looked like one ball was bigger than the other. Stay tuned for further updates.

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@FitzyMoPena I've been yelling "I GOT IT" from 521 club. I think it's working

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@JordanLeandre55 Behind the scenes

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Just paid $40 for paper towels we need a plague tomorrow

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Red Sox starters have been very good at keeping the ball in the yard. That was the difference today.

Rare bad start by Early

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Fun fact hernia surgery recovery is so long because you need to be on a liquid diet for a while so you dont strain when you poop!

[Gordo @BOSSportsGordo]

Trevor Story said he was told 8-12 weeks is a typical timetable for his type of recovery (via @alexspeier).

8 weeks would mean first week of July, 12 weeks would mean the start of August.

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P.P.S, Durant not having an evolution is dumb

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Some pokemon names are so incredibly clever and some are just so dumb it hurts

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Also, Dratini into Dragonite may be the worst evolution. Dratinini and Dragonair are so good and Dragonite is a doofus.

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@appis_this @Steve_Perrault 3 out before break isn't that bad tbh

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@cgasper You bring preparation and poise to everything you do. This will be no different. Good luck in your journey, Chris.

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@LttleGel @MLB And you're a yankee fan and they have won in almost 20 years :)

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@LttleGel @MLB That guy is a loser on and off the field