Anialeh

she/her Just your average depressed dragon slut

[izzybela @the4thbondsmith]

😭 she cooked me i fear

[Anialeh @LitaLeaves]

@cornski 🤦🏼‍♀️🎀🥰☠️🌸

[Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno]

if a woman tells you you have “nice hands” she is doing everything in her power not to fuck you senseless please release her from her torment her friends are receiving the kinds of messages someone in prison would send

[Netflix @netflix]

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[Netflix @netflix]

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[Hilary @Hilary_W]

I'm in a Facebook group called This cat is G R O M P Y and it's recently been taken over by a rescue kitten called Tater Tot and I am living for it. I am a Tater Tot stan.

[Sunk Cost Pharisee @Liamjsm]

i laugh every time i see this

[Danny Jativa @Danny_Jativa]

An intern just told another intern on our elevator that today is her last day in the senate so she has to break up with him. He is distraught. This elevator cannot get to the basement fast enough and it keeps stopping at every floor

[Karo🌸🌾🐀 dice in stock! @KarrotsDice]

🐝 After 3 years of dicemaking, I finally made bee dice! 🍯 I'm really proud of the honey comb, it took some experimenting to get just right #dice #dnd

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

left wing grievances:
- we're perpetually at war
- people can't afford healthcare
- the environment is dying
- police brutality is out of control

right wing grievances:
- someone has purple hair
- a candy bar isn't sexy enough
- syrup bottles are no longer racist

[Audrey Horne Updates and Rumors @credenzaclear2]

i hate joking and/or vulgar wedding vows i think they’re bad for society idc if that’s your dynamic it’s a rotten dynamic

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

one time a woman with a medical alert wiener dog sat next to me on a plane and her dog kept alerting on me and she was like “not to be weird but you should get your heart checked out” and that’s how i found out i had a mildly irregular heart beat

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

A man at Walgreen’s THREW A BOTTLE OF TYLENOL at the pharmacy tech and I caught it in flight like A League of Their Own and glared at him without saying a single word. I don’t think he’ll ever have the courage to make eye contact with a lesbian again for the rest of his life.

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

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