Cody Allyn

get busy living or get busy dying

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Can I offer you a Horchata in these trying times

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

It’s a little too nice outside to be employed rn Ngl

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

I’m ngl I need that hour back gang.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

some of y'all brains just up there for decoration huh

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Men in her locker room.

[𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @cynnrr]

mind you-

[The Black Lexi Howard @erykatweets]

They could never make me hate you

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Creepy that they would vote against this

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

they did WHAT in the senate hearing room???

[trash jones @jzux]

“what if your mom had aborted YOU” well for one i wouldn’t have to pay all these taxes

[solé @layxsnv]

IRS: Your tax refund is $32.99

ME:

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

when you’re hungry but ur parents in the kitchen getting divorced

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

when u tell her to shave her pussy & u wake up bald

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me holding her halo while she’s on demon time

[gracie @qrracie]

Received this at my grandmas funeral. What an icon.

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

it’s bisexual awareness week so everyone be vigilant, they could be lurking anywhere. stay safe

[J BE4NS 🇯🇲 @_joshmcintyre_]

“DIANA OPEN UP THESE PEARLY GATES RIGHT NOW!!”

[jackie @jackieeejo]

The CDC says the boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong