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Look, I got a boneder

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Metal Rank moment

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@itsauroraeeeee you can genuinely replace spotify with youtube

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im fucking crying dude

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@JohnnnArmstrong @BABE_DSTT @kegammy I dont think "don't make the stupidest skin possible" is that hard a bar to clear tbh

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@BABE_DSTT @kegammy I think cosmetics should complement a hero, or at least be relatively neutral like all the recolour skins, not actively oppose a hero's entire identity and functionality

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@kegammy My ass when water Anran (not wuyang) hits me and I lowkey burst into flames

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@_starbitzz They should upload an unlisted version of the movie that looks identical from the outside but has a different ending.
Whenever they give a link to the video (e.g community page), it goes to the secret unlisted version.

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@fionasbutchwife They sexually assaulted bubble?!??!?!!!?

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@CryxiraOW I dont think its the wall giving you a speed boost, it's taking tight corners that helps you keep distance since your hitbox is smaller than the killer.

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@SehreshKhan_98 @UndeadCantDie

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@Ebi_exe @lesbianbrig There is a scary number of games where someone will die ONCE, swap to cass and then hunt me down like I killed their whole family

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I think I should recommend 70% of the fortnite playerbase to download an aim trainer because y'all dont actually want to engage with any of the gameplay, you just wanna glide directly on top of people and trade shotgun hits until someone falls over.

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Riddle me this batman.
If I jingle my bells, then why dont you smell???

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@pachifika So much of comp is people thinking stat farming is the same as carrying

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@sixcentfox

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@RED0KT0BERFEST I LOVE SPAMMING THE CHOKE ON HYBRID FIRST POINTS. I HATE USING MY BRAIN.

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@nid1441 kings row and new junk city

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@kenzielash7 OH MY GOD YES IVE ALWAYS WANTED MORE CYNICAL ANIMATED SHOWS THAT JUST TAKE THE PISS OUT OF OTHER THINGS FOR BEING POPULAR.

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@owOdysseus @pyraplup about 50% of metal rank DPS are genuinely braindead, which is really impressive because its SO easy to play DPS.

like you can genuinely get out of gold by playing soldier, tapping people on the back of the head and then running away

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@bickenheadB @pyraplup i dont WANT the fuckass cosmetic. I want teammates who stop throwing games

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@beambestboyy @pyraplup but also if YOU'RE a flanker, trust that all 5 people will chase you across the map back to their own spawn while still managing to hold point and win every teamfight (even if you trade for both supps)