Literally Me

A collection of relatable experiences.

[generic addy @notmytweetsbro]

We need iMessage polls for group messages so it's easier to decide what the move is, where we're eating, etc.

[Literally Me @LiterallyMe8]

I tripped and almost landed in the Harbor and found out my friend sat on glass last night and now has 5 stitches in his ass simultaneously

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

killer: any last words

D+ student : A 2.0 student can know more than a 4.0 student. Grades dont determine intelligence, they test obedience

[Literally Me @LiterallyMe8]

So it turns out my new role model is Judge Judy....that sass master...

[Literally Me @LiterallyMe8]

Okay but what's the point of summer work when we all know I'm gonna do it all the first week of Summer and do nothing else for 7 weeks?