I went to get my nails done today and the girl sitting next to me had just finished hers. She reached for her wallet to pay, and the nail artist smiled and said, “You don’t have to pay for the entire year.”
The whole salon went quiet.
He explained that her fiancé had already booked and paid for an annual nail appointment package for her. A whole year. She lit up and said, “I love my fiancé so much. She’s so considerate & thoughtful.”
And I’m not even going to lie.. a man could never! the moment she said she, I wasn’t shocked anymore. Because a man’s “princess treatment” is just a lesbian’s bare minimum. Women who date a woman are happiest.
Caring about COVID feels a lot like caring about climate change. Pretty much everyone knows it’s real, knows it’s a massive threat, knows our kids and grandkids will pay the cost for our inaction, yet prioritizes comfort and wilful ignorance over action.