Littlebitsofchaos

[Littlebitsofchaos @Littlebitsofch1]

Today's inauguration reminded me that I needed to go outside and pick up the dog shit 💩#inaug2017#inauguration#why?!

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#forserious

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Love/hate relationship w/repeat offender season. Mix between bye Felicia 💁🏻& I knew you couldn't do better than me 💋
#itsyounotme

[Littlebitsofchaos @Littlebitsofch1]

Repeat offender season-the season where asshats you dated try to talk to you b/c of lonely holidays. Ex squeeze me?! No. back of the line✋🏼

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Going to HR would be a lot more exciting if we had a swat team that carried us down there by each arm 💪🏼

[Littlebitsofchaos @Littlebitsofch1]

When you wanna say shit- tastic and auto correct changes it to shit-tasting 😂

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Where can I buy this magical verbal filter everyone speaks of?! #shutupandtakemymoney

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Can I just pull shit out of a sack like santa this year? I'll use bubble wrap on the breakable stuff, I swear. Meet me half way people 😩

[Littlebitsofchaos @Littlebitsofch1]

When Natallie pointed out I had dog fur(after shaving my dog on the porch)on my backside and yelled she bought me coochy cream for a reason😩

[Littlebitsofchaos @Littlebitsofch1]

Why do tweets gotta be so stingy with words- I got so much to bitch about on a social media site that no one knows I exist on#verbaldiarrhea

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Shout out to the lady who fucked up my bangs. I now look like a sex crazed human version of Dora when I'm in bed with someone 😩 #kidbangs

[Littlebitsofchaos @Littlebitsofch1]

Dear @OfficialSanta, for Christmas I want 😍
https://t.co/kqv1TxfURX

[Littlebitsofchaos @Littlebitsofch1]

Women who use Marilyn Monroe quotes on their tinder bios, might as well as, be the sirens of the modern dating world 💄💋😈#futurecatlady