Nicholas

Tweet about me so I know it's real.

[Nicholas @LittleNicker]

Me: “Freebird Freebird Freebird”

The band: *plays everything but Freebird *

Me:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“I requested Wonderwall, you clown”

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo?

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[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

You never know who you'll see on the street @Shift4

NFL Schedule Release Show 5/14 on @nflnetwork at 7PM CT

[deer @doeincrisis]

yes. fuck headlight.

[TSA @TSA]

Protein shakes? 3.4 oz or less, but rotisserie chickens??? As many as you can fit in your carry-on.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

y'all aren't getting $6 margs at Chili's and it shows.

[Tap Sackson MD (Don Keydik) @TapJackson5]

I’ve been holding onto to this for a long time. I always knew.

[Talladega Superspeedway @TALLADEGA]

Y’ALL ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!

Left Behind: 2026 Jack Links 500 edition.

And I’m not happy with what I found.

[Local Fat Guy John Ranjowe @Ranjowe49]

How I’m gonna be on the forklift when I finally win employee of the month

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

Diego Pavia gonna be playing left field for the Savannah Bananas.

[coward’s ratio @CowardsRatio]

Ruining some kid’s life

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

“We’re assembling a team”

[Old Row Racing @OldRowRacing]

Holy shit 🔥🧯🚒

[Skeeter Mcbeaver @That0ddB0y]

This was ground zero for everything that is happening today.

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

imagine all the data centers this bad boy can host

[Aaron Wiener @Wieneraaron]

Me at Costco.

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

It’s April 6th, and the tweet of the year race is over.

[Loghan Armstrong @armstrongloghan]

Him & it’s not close

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

First look at Kirk Cousins as a Raider

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

if i see anybody built like this in front of a smoke rig i want whatever come off that thang…wings, ribs, fries, a poptart

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Dude on that skateboard listening to Fleetwood Mac really had us thinking shit was getting better