Missy

I'll change your life if you'll let me. I have an overwhelming love for Christ. And yes, I'm politically aware. Don't waste the pretty. Draw your (s)words.

[Missy @littleShields]

"I didn't know men could build such things." #Gladiator

[Missy @littleShields]

@JimmieWrites Math is Royal Blue and sometimes Red and yellow.
History is Brown and Olive.
English is Light Purple and charcoal.
Science is Neon Blue and Green.

[Jule @pissjulepod]

My boobs are big because that's where I store all my joy and whimsy

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

22 years ago, Gavin Newsom launched his "10 Year Plan To Abolish Homelessness".

Today, there will be a parade to celebrate Gavin's big victory, on 6th & San Pedro. Bring the kids!

[Missy @littleShields]

@HunterBiden Proud of you!

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

OH SHIT SHE LIED??!

THE WHOLE THING IS FALLING APART

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Thousands of you have written to me about your recovery since I opened up about mine.

Some of you are years sober. Some of you just made it through a hard day and wanted someone to know.

And I will tell you what I tell everyone: you are not alone.

You never are.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Everyone is trying to claim me for their tribe. There’s no R next to my name, there’s no D next to my name. I’m not part of a political party, because I hate politicians. I’m just Spencer, husband to Heidi, father to Ryker and Gunner, and I’m a pissed off Angeleno who loves my city and is fed up with what corrupt politicians have done to her.

[Dr. Dawn Michael @DawnsMission]

🚨 I knew strawberries were laced with chemicals… so I’d always soak them in baking soda thinking it would wash the poison off.

IT DOESN’T EVEN HELP. This video just destroyed me.

America’s #1 strawberry brand (Driscoll’s) is spraying their berries with UP TO 371 different chemical pesticides — including mosquito spray and multiple carcinogens. They’re lab-engineered clones, submerged in fungicide baths, bleached with chlorine, then sealed in plastic so tight that no rinsing or soaking can remove the residue. The chemicals seep straight into the flesh.

I just scanned some with the Totsy app… it lit up like a Christmas tree with harmful substances. Cancer-linked crap. And they market this garbage as “healthy” for our kids.

This isn’t farming.

This is slow-motion poisoning. They’re trying to kill us.

[☩ 𝕁𝕄𝕋 ☩ @SecretFire79]

340 marriages. ZERO divorces. 💍❌

Meet, a priest from who has become famous for helping Catholics find lifelong spouses using nothing more than simple WhatsApp messages. 🇪🇸📱

Nicknamed the “Tinder Priest,” Father Fernando rejects modern dating apps and algorithm-driven matchmaking. Instead, he relies on detailed questionnaires exploring a person’s virtues, flaws, values, and most importantly, the role God holds in their life.

His matchmaking principles are surprisingly strict:

📍 Strong faith compatibility
📍 No long-distance relationships
📍 Shared life goals and vocation
📍 Even practical compatibility, including height preferences

Once both individuals approve the profiles, he simply shares their phone numbers and steps aside completely.

Decades into this unusual ministry, Father Fernando claims that none of the couples he matched have separated, an extraordinary record that has drawn attention across the Catholic world. ❤️

For many, his success points to something deeper: relationships rooted in shared faith, commitment, sacrifice, and spiritual purpose may offer a stronger foundation than surface-level attraction alone.

[Ashe Short @AsheSchow]

Man was living with his parents until Dems said he didn’t live in LA.

Because his house burned down.

So he put a trailer on the burned down lot to “satisfy” the stupid zip code bullies.

Because his house burned down.

Trailer doesn’t really work as living conditions, so they move into a hotel.

BECAUSE HIS HOUSE BURNED DOWN

[Facts About Texas @FactsAboutTexas]

If you grew up in Dallas, this one is going to stop you cold.

Baby Doe’s Matchless Mine. Sitting on the highest point in Dallas — right on Harry Hines behind that famous waterfall billboard — overlooking I-35 and downtown. You walked through an entrance built like a real mineshaft, past rusting mining equipment and narrow gauge rail cars, into a dimly lit dining room that felt like you’d descended into the earth.

It was unlike anything else in Texas.

From 1976 until it closed in 2005, generations of Dallas families celebrated birthdays, anniversaries, prom nights, and special occasions in that old mine on Goat Hill. Then it was demolished. And just like that — it was gone.

Some places you don’t realize you’ll miss until they’re already gone. 🤠🪨

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Pope Leo's pick to be bishop of West Virginia is a formerly undocumented immigrant who was smuggled into the U.S. in a car trunk.

Bishop Evelio Menjivar-Ayala has called for Catholics to speak out against President Trump’s treatment of immigrants. https://t.co/mbCbdug0Fk

[Missy @littleShields]

Wow this is a good ad.

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

Another great Spencer Pratt ad 🔥

[Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays]

@andybrohard Both can be true. But also consider that when you pay someone to identify racist organizations, they find more than if you don't pay them. And that is what has been happening with SPLC. So it might be a measurement incentive issue too.

[mary morgan @maryarchived]

having zero tattoos is going to become a coveted status signal sooner than we realize

[Jeremy @Jeremybtc]

For 12 years, every major winner of McDonald's Monopoly was a fraud. The game was rigged by the one man hired to prevent rigging.

> McDonald's Monopoly launched in 1987.

> Peel a game piece off your fries or drink. Match the right properties. Win up to $1 million.

> The promotion was massive. Tens of MILLIONS of game boards distributed in magazines alone.

> McDonald's poured massive marketing behind it.

> By law, McDonald's couldn't run its own contest.

> A third party company called Simon Marketing handled the game pieces.

> The man in charge of security at Simon Marketing was Jerome P. Jacobson.

> Former cop. Everyone called him Uncle Jerry.

> His job was to make sure nobody stole the winning pieces.

> He stole the winning pieces.

> Starting in 1989, Jacobson figured out how to swap the high value game pieces during transit.

> He would duck into an airport bathroom stall, break the tamper proof seal on the case, pocket the winners, and reseal it.

> He got away with it because a supplier accidentally sent him a sheet of the tamper proof seals directly.

> That mistake gave him 12 years.

> At first he gave the pieces to friends and family. His step brother. His nephew. People he trusted.

> Then it grew.

> Jacobson started selling winning pieces to strangers for a cut of the prize.

> His network eventually included mobsters, strip club owners and a members of the Colombo crime family.

> One family connected to Jacobson's network claimed three separate $1 million prizes plus a Dodge Viper.

> Jacobson apparently even anonymously mailed a $1 million winning piece to St. Jude Children's Hospital.

> McDonald's honoured it and paid out the full amount over 20 years.

> The total stolen was over $24 MILLION in cash and prizes across 12 years.

> In 2000, the FBI got an anonymous tip about a man called "Uncle Jerry" rigging the contest.

> They looked at the winner list. Almost every major winner lived within 25 miles of Jacobson's house.

> The FBI convinced McDonald's to run the contest one more time. Wiretapped Jacobson's phone.

> Intercepted the name of the next $1 million winner before he even claimed it.

> Then they posed as a McDonald's film crew and interviewed the fake winner on camera. Let him tell his entire made up story about how he found the piece.

> Three weeks later, Jacobson was arrested in an early morning raid.

> The trial began September 10, 2001. The next day was 9/11.

> One of the biggest corporate fraud cases in fast food history got buried under the biggest news story of the century.

> Over 50 people convicted. Jacobson got 37 months. He was the only one who served more than a year.

> Every time you peeled a game piece off your fries and lost, the fix was already in.

The winning pieces were in Uncle Jerry's pocket before the food hit the tray.

[RussiaNews 🇷🇺 @mog_russEN]

🚨 A kebab restaurant in Germany offers free meals to customers who can stop a timer exactly at 10 seconds—something nearly impossible, until a child surprisingly succeeds.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨Usha Vance just launched “Storytime with the Second Lady” a new podcast to get America’s kids reading REAL books again!

Special readers come in, read fun stories, have a quick chat, then inspire the children to pick up books themselves.

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

HOSANNA to our King of Peace, our Lord of Lords, the defeater of death and saviour of humanity, Jesus Christ! 👑

Happy Palm Sunday everyone! ❤️

Hosanna! 🙏

[Missy @littleShields]

I find it interesting that all of the commentary I'm reading about the installation of Archbishop of Canterbury is coming from solely male voices of the church.